OT: Funny Headline

http://enterprise.southofboston.com/...ews/news02.txt

Oh really? I was under the impression that the bovine crime rate was
extremely high in this neck of the woods....

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In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> http://enterprise.southofboston.com/...ews/news/news0
> 2.txt
>
> Oh really? I was under the impression that the bovine crime rate was
> extremely high in this neck of the woods....
>

Hah! I'm not buying it. After all, they don't call them "Black" Angus for
nothing.

Anguses?

Angi?

Whatever. Nasty creatures, cows. Can't be trusted with firearms.

Only safe cow is one that has had its component parts divided up into
steaks, I always say!

Preferably mesquite grilled with a side of steak fries.

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did you hear JaR <> say in
news:Xns9628751ED8Dplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248 .16:

>
> Hah! I'm not buying it. After all, they don't call them "Black" Angus
> for nothing.
>

I'm going with the mad cow theory. Angus blew a bolt and went all
"postal" on the heard...

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Neil

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <> say in
> news:Xns9628751ED8Dplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248 .16:
>
>>
>> Hah! I'm not buying it. After all, they don't call them "Black" Angus
>> for nothing.
>>
>
> I'm going with the mad cow theory. Angus blew a bolt and went all
> "postal" on the heard...
>

Yet another good reason there should be a waiting period for cattle wanting
to buy firearms!

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JaR

> Yet another good reason there should be a waiting period for cattle
> wanting to buy firearms!

guns don't kill people. cows with guns kill people.
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CBIC

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> Yet another good reason there should be a waiting period for cattle
>> wanting to buy firearms!
>
> guns don't kill people. cows with guns kill people.

That's no bull! Would I steer you wrong?

But I think the prime beef is that we are just milking this subject.

Now watch Neil raise the steaks.

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JaR

JaR wrote:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>>> Yet another good reason there should be a waiting period for cattle
>>> wanting to buy firearms!
>>
>> guns don't kill people. cows with guns kill people.
>
> That's no bull! Would I steer you wrong?
>
> But I think the prime beef is that we are just milking this subject.
>
> Now watch Neil raise the steaks.

Shut up you stink!
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CBIC

did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
news:3OudnSI2O9BJIdTfRVn-:

> guns don't kill people. cows with guns kill people.

STUPID! cows with guns kill cows.

This is starting to sound like an episode of "Puppets who kill"

http://www.puppetswhokill.com/

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Neil

In news:Xns962882204A354plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16,
JaR <> rambled:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>>> Yet another good reason there should be a waiting period for cattle
>>> wanting to buy firearms!
>>
>> guns don't kill people. cows with guns kill people.
>
> That's no bull! Would I steer you wrong?
>
> But I think the prime beef is that we are just milking this subject.
>
> Now watch Neil raise the steaks.

Dude, I've got this ICBM pointed right at your house. One more outburst like
that, and I might "accidentally" "slip" and "push the button".

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com will kill you! No, not! Only kidding!

Briscobar

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
> news:3OudnSI2O9BJIdTfRVn-:
>
>> guns don't kill people. cows with guns kill people.
>
> STUPID! cows with guns kill cows.
>
> This is starting to sound like an episode of "Puppets who kill"
>
> http://www.puppetswhokill.com/


Just keep MOOO-vin' along. Nothing to see here.
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CBIC