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Male Toilet Trainers

"Six brand new and boxed table tennis balls. Just pop one of these into your
toilet and it will provide target practice for the young (and older) male
members of the family, resulting in an improvement of thier aim, and less
mess for you to clean. The ball will not be flushed away and will
automatically be cleaned every time the tiolet is flushed. Payment methods
are: cash, cheque, postal order, pay-pal or bank transfer. (bacs) is my
prefered method of payment. It is quick, easy, free and safe. All payment to
be in GBP unless otherwise agreed"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ayphotohosting

http://tinyurl.com/6ujv5

As a tournament-level table tennis player, I am frightened and confused {$1}

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did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
news::

> Male Toilet Trainers

It's all in the marketing. Now the purchase has multiple uses!

next come the Ginsu knives...

--
Neil "NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?" MCNGP#30

- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
> news::
>
>> Male Toilet Trainers
>
> It's all in the marketing. Now the purchase has multiple uses!
>
> next come the Ginsu knives...
>

BUT WAIT!

Order now, and get a FREE rubber ducky!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and order the breast enlarger!

JaR wrote:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
>> news::
>>
>>> Male Toilet Trainers
>>
>> It's all in the marketing. Now the purchase has multiple uses!
>>
>> next come the Ginsu knives...
>>
>
> BUT WAIT!
>
> Order now, and get a FREE rubber ducky!

Is it possessed? If not, I don't want it.

did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
news::

> JaR wrote:
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>> did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
>>> news::
>>>
>>>> Male Toilet Trainers
>>>
>>> It's all in the marketing. Now the purchase has multiple uses!
>>>
>>> next come the Ginsu knives...
>>>
>>
>> BUT WAIT!
>>
>> Order now, and get a FREE rubber ducky!
>
> Is it possessed? If not, I don't want it.
>

NO, but for a limited time we are offering a grilled cheese sandwich with
the imprint of the virgin Mary!

--
Neil "operators are standing by" MCNGP#30

- DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ

> NO, but for a limited time we are offering a grilled cheese sandwich with
> the imprint of the virgin Mary!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm

???

In news:Xns961B841B1E78Bneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
> did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
> news::
>
>> JaR wrote:
>>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
>>> opined:
>>>
>>>> did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
>>>> news::
>>>>
>>>>> Male Toilet Trainers
>>>>
>>>> It's all in the marketing. Now the purchase has multiple uses!
>>>>
>>>> next come the Ginsu knives...
>>>>
>>>
>>> BUT WAIT!
>>>
>>> Order now, and get a FREE rubber ducky!
>>
>> Is it possessed? If not, I don't want it.
>>
>
> NO, but for a limited time we are offering a grilled cheese sandwich
> with the imprint of the virgin Mary!

GoldenPalace.com wants a word with you.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Dude, www.mcngp.com has pr0n!

did you hear "kpg" <> say in news:#MscnozKFHA.576
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm

http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- RAM: Rarely Adequate Memory

>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm
>
> http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/
>

That's it. I'm quitting my job and will make my
living selling rubber ducks and various artifacts
with the image of the Virgin Mary on it. I will also
sell advertising space on my children, my dog and
my wife (now there's an idea).

Did you know I have some dryer lint that looks
like the Baby Jesus?

Bidding starts at $10,000.

kpg

did you hear "kpg" <> say in news:uCCjbq8KFHA.576
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> I will also
> sell on ...
> my wife (now there's an idea).

If she saw this you'd be recieving a smack. She'd be convinced that you
meant her butt's as big as a billboard....

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery?