OT: Breaking news!

A luser just called with a problem, and while I was on the phone with her,
she said "Oh look, nevermind, I found the solution!"
Curious as to who gave the luser solutions, I inquired, "Where'd you find
out how to fix it?"
Her reply? "Google."


I $hit you not. They're catching on.

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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

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Ken Briscoe

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> A luser just called with a problem, and while I was on the phone with
> her, she said "Oh look, nevermind, I found the solution!"
> Curious as to who gave the luser solutions, I inquired, "Where'd you
> find out how to fix it?"
> Her reply? "Google."
>
>
> I $hit you not. They're catching on.
>

In other news;

Winged porcines seen circling the Space Needle in Seattle today. Umbrella
sales forecasted to skyrocket...

Isreali Parliament today announces recognition of Palestinian State...

Russia announces recognition of Japans rights to the Kurile Islands...

Two Mormons recognise each other in a liquor store...

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JaR

you forgot

and microsoft unveils there first bug free product!

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news:Xns95D78E5F95964plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> A luser just called with a problem, and while I was on the phone with
>> her, she said "Oh look, nevermind, I found the solution!"
>> Curious as to who gave the luser solutions, I inquired, "Where'd you
>> find out how to fix it?"
>> Her reply? "Google."
>>
>>
>> I $hit you not. They're catching on.
>>
>
> In other news;
>
> Winged porcines seen circling the Space Needle in Seattle today. Umbrella
> sales forecasted to skyrocket...
>
> Isreali Parliament today announces recognition of Palestinian State...
>
> Russia announces recognition of Japans rights to the Kurile Islands...
>
> Two Mormons recognise each other in a liquor store...
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com and begin a Day of MiraclesT!

Consultant

In news:Xns95D78E5F95964plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16,
JaR <> rambled:
>
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> A luser just called with a problem, and while I was on the phone with
>> her, she said "Oh look, nevermind, I found the solution!"
>> Curious as to who gave the luser solutions, I inquired, "Where'd you
>> find out how to fix it?"
>> Her reply? "Google."
>>
>>
>> I $hit you not. They're catching on.
>>
>
> In other news;
>
> Winged porcines seen circling the Space Needle in Seattle today.
> Umbrella sales forecasted to skyrocket...
>
> Isreali Parliament today announces recognition of Palestinian State...
>
> Russia announces recognition of Japans rights to the Kurile Islands...
>
> Two Mormons recognise each other in a liquor store...


This situation can be viewed in two ways:
1) They're making our jobs easier by googling
2) The conspiracy theory - much like The Matrix, the lusers are beginning to
gain intelligence and will soon be solving IT problems all by themselves,
rendering us obsolete. They will eventually enslave us and harvest our (now
inferior) brains for energy. The Lusers (now with a capital L) will begin
their own civilization, and the few surviving Techs will burrow deep into
the Earth to find a safe haven. The Lusers, with their near-infinite
intelligence, will soon discover the renegade band of Techs living below the
surface. In an attempt to completely eradicate the once superior race, they
will use new generation AMD Shovelon processors to power large digging
machines with frickin' lasers attached to them. Once they reach our
underground city, they will enslave as many as possible, and kill the rest.

Watch your @ss. They're learning.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

nerd32768's mother told him to clean his room. Instead, he visited
www.mcngp.com.

Ken Briscoe

>-----Original Message-----
>you forgot
>
>and microsoft unveils there first


I think he was talking about things that actually COULD
happen...

Keyboard Cowboy

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> you forgot
>
> and microsoft unveils there first bug free product!

Unfortunately, it was an ant farm.

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http://www.antcam.com/antcam/antcam1.html

JaR

what i would say is that the "Lusers" as you call them are the ones that pay
your wages.
with your attitude i hope they do google more the the obvious end result..
your obviously not someone who should be employed to deal with the public on
any level


"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
news:...
> In news:Xns95D78E5F95964plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16,
> JaR <> rambled:
>>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>> A luser just called with a problem, and while I was on the phone with
>>> her, she said "Oh look, nevermind, I found the solution!"
>>> Curious as to who gave the luser solutions, I inquired, "Where'd you
>>> find out how to fix it?"
>>> Her reply? "Google."
>>>
>>>
>>> I $hit you not. They're catching on.
>>>
>>
>> In other news;
>>
>> Winged porcines seen circling the Space Needle in Seattle today.
>> Umbrella sales forecasted to skyrocket...
>>
>> Isreali Parliament today announces recognition of Palestinian State...
>>
>> Russia announces recognition of Japans rights to the Kurile Islands...
>>
>> Two Mormons recognise each other in a liquor store...
>
>
> This situation can be viewed in two ways:
> 1) They're making our jobs easier by googling
> 2) The conspiracy theory - much like The Matrix, the lusers are beginning
> to
> gain intelligence and will soon be solving IT problems all by themselves,
> rendering us obsolete. They will eventually enslave us and harvest our
> (now
> inferior) brains for energy. The Lusers (now with a capital L) will begin
> their own civilization, and the few surviving Techs will burrow deep into
> the Earth to find a safe haven. The Lusers, with their near-infinite
> intelligence, will soon discover the renegade band of Techs living below
> the
> surface. In an attempt to completely eradicate the once superior race,
> they
> will use new generation AMD Shovelon processors to power large digging
> machines with frickin' lasers attached to them. Once they reach our
> underground city, they will enslave as many as possible, and kill the
> rest.
>
> Watch your @ss. They're learning.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
> nerd32768's mother told him to clean his room. Instead, he visited
> www.mcngp.com.
>
>

billyw

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> what i would say is that the "Lusers" as you call them are the ones
> that pay your wages.
> with your attitude i hope they do google more the the obvious end
> result.. your obviously not someone who should be employed to deal
> with the public on any level
>

What I would say is, they are his lusers, he should be able to call them
whatever he wants. Personally, the fact that I agree to fix the
rediculous situations the idiots find themselves in at all should be
cause for joy among them. They should be scattering rose petals mixed
with large denomination bills in my path and scamper ahead of my progress
singing hosannas in their joy at my presence.

That I settle for the pittance that I am paid in remuneration for my
charity is further proof of my magnanimous nature.

The attitude that you display is frequently that of a humorless churl,
and yet we allow you to cavort freely in our sandbox. Please do not
presume to judge that which you are incapable of understanding.

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of the dour and picklefaced!

JaR

"billyw" <> prattled ceaslessly in
news:O3M$:

> what i would say is that the "Lusers" as you call them are the ones
> that pay your wages.
> with your attitude i hope they do google more the the obvious end
> result.. your obviously not someone who should be employed to deal
> with the public on any level
>

The lunatics have taken over the asylum!


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BS, MCP
MCNGP #43

"I'm not bossy! I just know what you should be doing!"

catwalker63

"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in
news::

> A luser just called with a problem, and while I was on the phone with
> her, she said "Oh look, nevermind, I found the solution!"
> Curious as to who gave the luser solutions, I inquired, "Where'd you
> find out how to fix it?"
> Her reply? "Google."
>
>
> I $hit you not. They're catching on.
>

you lie you fusking guy! IMPOSSIBLE!!

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