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did you hear JaR <> say in
news:Xns95C0643DCAB85plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <> say in
>> news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16:
>>
>>> I need to comb my hair first
>>
>> which of the 3 will you be combing...
>>
>
> All of them.
>

all 3? I didn't know you had a comb with 4 teeth...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

did you hear JaR <> say in
news:Xns95C0646703751plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <> say in
>> news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16:
>>
>>> Neil needs a bath!
>>
>> yes but that wont show on film....
>>
>
> The flies will...
>
> JaR

please! the flies have had a bath...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

did you hear JaR <> say in
news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>>>>
>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>
>>>
>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Barista Thug
>>>
>>
>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>
>
> Ibix you can't.
>
> JaR
> Gambler Thug
>

these are starling to quack me up...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"Kendra Morris" <> wrote in message
news:182e01c4e141$322ed3b0$...
> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>
> Thank you!!

Kendra,

No, that is not true. No date has yet been set for the retirement of the
Windows 2000 MCSE.

--
Alice Ciccu
Assessments and Certification Exams
Microsoft Learning

"This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and confers no rights."

did you hear "kpg" <> say in
news::

> "JaR" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16...
>># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\154769.htm (12/15/2004
>>12:15:00 PM) #
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>>>>
>>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>>
>>>> JaR
>>>> Barista Thug
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>>
>>
>> Ibix you can't.
>>
>> JaR
>> Gambler Thug
>
> Gooney bastards.
>
>

no need to snipe...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

> I don't mean to make you blue, Jay, but I can pull this out in a fitch if
> I have towhee. if you want oriel fight, we can start to whoop it up.
> Eider you give up now, or there will be osprey of blood. I'm sure you can
> appreciate my condor on this subject so I will await your anser.

You better pray to the God of skinny punks that (you stay in Canada) this
wind doesn't pick up, or I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up your
ass!

/Tommy boy

did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uO
$:

> You better pray to the God of skinny punks that (you stay in Canada)
this
> wind doesn't pick up, or I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up
your
> ass!
>
> /Tommy boy



death threats really are the only way you know you've done the puns
right...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <> say in
> news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.2 48.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>>>>>
>>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>>
>>>> JaR
>>>> Barista Thug
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>>
>>
>> Ibix you can't.
>>
>> JaR
>> Gambler Thug
>>
>
> these are starling to quack me up...
>

Funnier than a parakeets!

JaR

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> I have to admit you're partridge right, but I'm still gannett win.
> Chick
>> back because you have re-used a flock of words over too. Covey your a
> $$,
>> this will be no lark!
>>
>> JaR
>> Flyin' Thug
>
> I don't mean to make you blue, Jay, but I can pull this out in a fitch
> if I have towhee. if you want oriel fight, we can start to whoop it
> up. Eider you give up now, or there will be osprey of blood. I'm sure
> you can appreciate my condor on this subject so I will await your
> anser.
>

I'm sorry, but in a contest like this I'll gobble you up without a peep.
All the raven in the world won't make me finch. Try to claw out, if you
canary.

JaR
Persistant Thug

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:uO
> $:
>
>> You better pray to the God of skinny punks that (you stay in Canada)
> this
>> wind doesn't pick up, or I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up
> your
>> ass!
>>
>> /Tommy boy
>
>
>
> death threats really are the only way you know you've done the puns
> right...
>

Neil, I beleive our work here is done.

JaR
Smug Thug