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hi guys
i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
any one have any idea regarding this exam

"Zeeshan" <> wrote in message
news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$...
> hi guys
> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
> any one have any idea regarding this exam

http://www.cptryon.org/prayer/

steve.

In news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$,
Zeeshan <> rambled:
>
> hi guys
> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
> any one have any idea regarding this exam

tips for passing out, you say? go get yourself a couple cans of whipped
cream and open them. Do NOT turn the cans upside down. Bend over at the
waist, and insert the nozzle into your mouth. Move the nozzle slightly to
one side (not too much, or you'll get a mouth full of whipped cream).
Breathe long and deep. Stand up quickly. ASAP, repeat this process until the
can stops dispensing precious nitrous oxide. Use the second can, and repeat
the entire procedure. Make sure you stand up very quickly between breaths.
Just don't hit your head on the kitchen sink on the way down. That $hit
hurts.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> In news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$,
> Zeeshan <> rambled:
>>
>> hi guys
>> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
>> any one have any idea regarding this exam
>
> tips for passing out, you say? go get yourself a couple cans of
> whipped cream and open them. Do NOT turn the cans upside down. Bend
> over at the waist, and insert the nozzle into your mouth. Move the
> nozzle slightly to one side (not too much, or you'll get a mouth full
> of whipped cream). Breathe long and deep. Stand up quickly. ASAP,
> repeat this process until the can stops dispensing precious nitrous
> oxide. Use the second can, and repeat the entire procedure. Make sure
> you stand up very quickly between breaths. Just don't hit your head
> on the kitchen sink on the way down. That $hit hurts.

Quit hogging the PotD's

did you hear "molsonexpert" <> say in news:
#:

>
> "Zeeshan" <> wrote in message
> news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$...
>> hi guys
>> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
>> any one have any idea regarding this exam
>
> http://www.cptryon.org/prayer/
>
> steve.
>
>

nice.....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <> say in
news::

> In news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$,
> Zeeshan <> rambled:
>>
>> hi guys
>> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
>> any one have any idea regarding this exam
>
> tips for passing out, you say? go get yourself a couple cans of
> whipped cream and open them. Do NOT turn the cans upside down. Bend
> over at the waist, and insert the nozzle into your mouth. Move the
> nozzle slightly to one side (not too much, or you'll get a mouth full
> of whipped cream). Breathe long and deep. Stand up quickly. ASAP,
> repeat this process until the can stops dispensing precious nitrous
> oxide. Use the second can, and repeat the entire procedure. Make sure
> you stand up very quickly between breaths. Just don't hit your head on
> the kitchen sink on the way down. That $hit hurts.
>

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!1

DANGIT BRISCOE! I paid good money for that lunch! now it's all over my
screen...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

did you hear Frisbee® <> say in
news::

> PotD's

2nd

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> In news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$,
> Zeeshan <> rambled:
>>
>> hi guys
>> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
>> any one have any idea regarding this exam
>
> tips for passing out, you say? go get yourself a couple cans of
> whipped cream and open them. Do NOT turn the cans upside down. Bend
> over at the waist, and insert the nozzle into your mouth. Move the
> nozzle slightly to one side (not too much, or you'll get a mouth full
> of whipped cream). Breathe long and deep. Stand up quickly. ASAP,
> repeat this process until the can stops dispensing precious nitrous
> oxide. Use the second can, and repeat the entire procedure. Make sure
> you stand up very quickly between breaths. Just don't hit your head on
> the kitchen sink on the way down. That $hit hurts.
>

SON OF A BIT&$#@$%%!!!!!!!

That fusking coffee was *HOT*!!!

JaR
Scalded Thug

In news:Xns95BB840AD98A8neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <> say in
> news::
>
>> In news:2d0e01c4deda$74591b10$,
>> Zeeshan <> rambled:
>>>
>>> hi guys
>>> i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
>>> any one have any idea regarding this exam
>>
>> tips for passing out, you say? go get yourself a couple cans of
>> whipped cream and open them. Do NOT turn the cans upside down. Bend
>> over at the waist, and insert the nozzle into your mouth. Move the
>> nozzle slightly to one side (not too much, or you'll get a mouth full
>> of whipped cream). Breathe long and deep. Stand up quickly. ASAP,
>> repeat this process until the can stops dispensing precious nitrous
>> oxide. Use the second can, and repeat the entire procedure. Make sure
>> you stand up very quickly between breaths. Just don't hit your head
>> on the kitchen sink on the way down. That $hit hurts.
>>
>
> PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!1
>
> DANGIT BRISCOE! I paid good money for that lunch! now it's all over my
> screen...

Well, my job here is done, then.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com