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Mara
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      05-24-2007
On Wed, 23 May 2007 22:25:30 -0400, "Christopher Syn" <(E-Mail Removed)>
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>doS, z?


Trolling for attention, lameboi?

Back in you go. This time I'll use an arc-welder.

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>"Rgr" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>> Long time passing.
>>
>>
>> Toolman, Mike, -= Hawk =-, CatDaddy, gangle (he won't be missed),
>> Miggsee, others, if you guys are still around, just stop in and give a tip
>> of the lid. Apologies to those I didn't mention.


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      05-24-2007
On Thu, 24 May 2007 08:12:29 +0100, William Poaster <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:20:20 -0500, Mara wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 23 May 2007 18:13:38 -0400, Rgr <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:


<snip>
>>>And Juan and ...
>>>I still see Rosee sometimes. And gangle (he won't be missed).

>>
>> Shut up. The Umbaldinos will hear you.

>
>There was Vince Candeline, Tymon, & Max Quordlepleen too...


Yes. <sigh>

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      05-24-2007
On Thu, 24 May 2007 00:43:58 -0700, "Uno Umbaldino"
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>"William Poaster" wrote
>> On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:20:20 -0500, Mara wrote:

>
>> > Shut up. The Umbaldinos will hear you.

>>
>> Uh, oh....now you've done it...what with Roger mentioning baseball & you
>> mentioning....*them*! I'm leavin' before the....err... "party
>> starts"...if'n yous gets ma meanin'

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>Me and my bruthers isn't two happy with the inyooendoes and
>potenshial slander of hour wunderfull repewtaysheuns. Yoose
>wood be extreemily wize two think reel hard bee-four yoose rites
>sumthin abowt ussen uhgen. On anuther noet, we is startin a
>werld toor ware we is to be givin some free basebal lessins to
>sum reel lukky indeeviduels, so maybee we cood be neer yoor
>howse reel soon, iffen yoose gets my meenin.


Your mother was a hamster.

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      05-24-2007
On Thu, 24 May 2007 03:29:24 -0700, "gangle7" <(E-Mail Removed)>
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> thares a cawndum stuk in my flawpie
> how do i get it owt withowt recking
> nothing e male ansurs only thank
> in advanse


Get the glurd's penis out of the jar, stick it in the condom, and than yank the
whole mess out as hard as you can. That should do it.

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      05-24-2007
"Mara" wrote
> On Thu, 24 May 2007 08:12:29 +0100, William Poaster
> >On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:20:20 -0500, Mara wrote:
> >
> >> On Wed, 23 May 2007 18:13:38 -0400, Rgr <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
> <snip>
> >>>And Juan and ...
> >>>I still see Rosee sometimes. And gangle (he won't be missed).
> >>
> >> Shut up. The Umbaldinos will hear you.

> >
> >There was Vince Candeline, Tymon, & Max Quordlepleen too...

>
> Yes. <sigh>


i was trying to get a cawndum owt of
my flawpie using sprey gloo and a bik liter
thare was a eksplogiun and now a cuple
of my teeth are stuk in the flawpie help
me thank in advanse


 
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      05-24-2007
On Thu, 24 May 2007 06:05:41 -0700, "gangle7" <(E-Mail Removed)>
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>"Mara" wrote
>> On Thu, 24 May 2007 08:12:29 +0100, William Poaster
>> >On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:20:20 -0500, Mara wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Wed, 23 May 2007 18:13:38 -0400, Rgr <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>>
>> <snip>
>> >>>And Juan and ...
>> >>>I still see Rosee sometimes. And gangle (he won't be missed).
>> >>
>> >> Shut up. The Umbaldinos will hear you.
>> >
>> >There was Vince Candeline, Tymon, & Max Quordlepleen too...

>>
>> Yes. <sigh>

>
> i was trying to get a cawndum owt of
> my flawpie using sprey gloo and a bik liter
> thare was a eksplogiun and now a cuple
> of my teeth are stuk in the flawpie help
> me thank in advanse


I told you *not* to use the spray gloo. Now you'll have to soak the disk along
with your head in hydrochloric acid, and you know you cop a buzz off of that
every time this happens. I'm afraid you'll get addicted to the stuff....

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      05-24-2007
Rgr <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>The advanced method involves saltpetre and sugar


I used to make bombs out of that, nasty things, when they exploded
there were chunks of carbon everywhere.

Ah, the old days, I could have a small residential block condemned
right now if I told em where I buried the 5 pounds of mercury :}


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      05-24-2007
It was on, or about, Thu, 24 May 2007 03:29:24 -0700, that gangle7 wrote:

> thares a cawndum stuk in my flawpie
> how do i get it owt withowt recking
> nothing e male ansurs only thank
> in advanse


Wel how dafuk did yew geddit stuk inda flawpie inda FURST plase?

 
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      05-24-2007
It was on, or about, Thu, 24 May 2007 11:16:05 -0500, that Mara wrote:

> On Thu, 24 May 2007 06:05:41 -0700, "gangle7"
> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>"Mara" wrote
>>> On Thu, 24 May 2007 08:12:29 +0100, William Poaster
>>> >On Wed, 23 May 2007 17:20:20 -0500, Mara wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Wed, 23 May 2007 18:13:38 -0400, Rôgêr <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>> >> wrote:
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>> >>>And Juan and ...
>>> >>>I still see Rosee sometimes. And gangle (he won't be missed).
>>> >>
>>> >> Shut up. The Umbaldinos will hear you.
>>> >
>>> >There was Vince Candeline, Tymon, & Max Quordlepleen too...
>>>
>>> Yes. <sigh>

>>
>> i was trying to get a cawndum owt of
>> my flawpie using sprey gloo and a bik liter
>> thare was a eksplogiun and now a cuple
>> of my teeth are stuk in the flawpie help
>> me thank in advanse

>
> I told you *not* to use the spray gloo. Now you'll have to soak the disk
> along with your head in hydrochloric acid, and you know you cop a buzz
> off of that every time this happens. I'm afraid you'll get addicted to
> the stuff....


And the next thing you know, Ol' Clueless will be taking the glurd's blue
tractor for a....um...."test drive" again. And you recall what happened
*last* time.

 
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      05-24-2007
On Thu, 24 May 2007 19:25:33 +0100, William Poaster <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>It was on, or about, Thu, 24 May 2007 11:16:05 -0500, that Mara wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 24 May 2007 06:05:41 -0700, "gangle7"
>> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:


<snip>

>>> i was trying to get a cawndum owt of
>>> my flawpie using sprey gloo and a bik liter
>>> thare was a eksplogiun and now a cuple
>>> of my teeth are stuk in the flawpie help
>>> me thank in advanse

>>
>> I told you *not* to use the spray gloo. Now you'll have to soak the disk
>> along with your head in hydrochloric acid, and you know you cop a buzz
>> off of that every time this happens. I'm afraid you'll get addicted to
>> the stuff....

>
>And the next thing you know, Ol' Clueless will be taking the glurd's blue
>tractor for a....um...."test drive" again. And you recall what happened
>*last* time.


AAAAAAAAGGGGH. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

I think that sums it up nicely.

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