The MCNGP Rant

Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.

Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web site
although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.

I have a founder, not a leader.
I speak English as my first language.
and you practice, not dump, practice!

I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
I believe in educating, not handouts,
alternative OSes, not assimilation,
and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.

Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!

MCSE is the second largest certification!
The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!

My name is T-Bone
and I am MCNGP!

T-Bone

babbling on and on again "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news::

> My name is T-Bone
> and I am MCNGP!

*golf clap*

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil

"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:...
> Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
> this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
>
> Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
> and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web site
> although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
>
> I have a founder, not a leader.
> I speak English as my first language.
> and you practice, not dump, practice!
>
> I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
> I believe in educating, not handouts,
> alternative OSes, not assimilation,
> and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
>
> Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
> And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
>
> MCSE is the second largest certification!
> The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
> and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
>
> My name is T-Bone
> and I am MCNGP!
>
>

Very nice, Koko. If you're MCNGP, then I'm sorry for not congratulating and
welcoming you, and I must have forgot or missed the thread. But if you're
not, well, you just don't bestow the title upon yourself. This isn't like
being the Ultimate Ruler of Luna or anything like that.

Fris, can I get a price check in aisle 12 here?

In addition, indeed asshat is not a valid replacement for assfukcer.
However, it is an acceptable term used as a slightly less demeaning term for
those who fall just this side of assfukder-dom. Also, it sounds funny.

Otherwise, very nice.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Ken Briscoe

circa Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:50:15 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone (reply2me@thenewsgroup) said,
> Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
> this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
>
> Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
> and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web site
> although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
>
> I have a founder, not a leader.
> I speak English as my first language.
> and you practice, not dump, practice!
>
> I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
> I believe in educating, not handouts,
> alternative OSes, not assimilation,
> and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
>
> Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
> And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
>
> MCSE is the second largest certification!
> The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
> and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
>
> My name is T-Bone
> and I am MCNGP!
>
>
>
Ooh, very nice.

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura A. Robinson

your time would have been better spent chewing on some steak

"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:...
> Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
> this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
>
> Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
> and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web site
> although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
>
> I have a founder, not a leader.
> I speak English as my first language.
> and you practice, not dump, practice!
>
> I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
> I believe in educating, not handouts,
> alternative OSes, not assimilation,
> and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
>
> Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
> And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
>
> MCSE is the second largest certification!
> The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
> and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
>
> My name is T-Bone
> and I am MCNGP!
>
>

P Hull

or playing with p hulls' wifes' cans


"P Hull" <> wrote in message
news:...
> your time would have been better spent chewing on some steak
>
> "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
> news:...
> > Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
> > this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
> >
> > Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
> > and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web
site
> > although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
> >
> > I have a founder, not a leader.
> > I speak English as my first language.
> > and you practice, not dump, practice!
> >
> > I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
> > I believe in educating, not handouts,
> > alternative OSes, not assimilation,
> > and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
> >
> > Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
> > And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t",
"ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
> >
> > MCSE is the second largest certification!
> > The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
> > and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
> >
> > My name is T-Bone
> > and I am MCNGP!
> >
> >
>
>

Consultant

and you are?


"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:...
> Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
> this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
>
> Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
> and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web site
> although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
>
> I have a founder, not a leader.
> I speak English as my first language.
> and you practice, not dump, practice!
>
> I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
> I believe in educating, not handouts,
> alternative OSes, not assimilation,
> and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
>
> Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
> And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
>
> MCSE is the second largest certification!
> The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
> and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
>
> My name is T-Bone
> and I am MCNGP!
>
>

Consultant

your saturdays are probably spent playing pirate at t-bone's house, swabbing
the decks whilst fingering each other in the ass

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
news:...
> or playing with p hulls' wifes' cans
>
>
> "P Hull" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> your time would have been better spent chewing on some steak
>>
>> "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
>> news:...
>> > Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies
>> > if
>> > this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
>> >
>> > Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
>> > and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web
> site
>> > although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
>> >
>> > I have a founder, not a leader.
>> > I speak English as my first language.
>> > and you practice, not dump, practice!
>> >
>> > I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
>> > I believe in educating, not handouts,
>> > alternative OSes, not assimilation,
>> > and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
>> >
>> > Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
>> > And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t",
> "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
>> >
>> > MCSE is the second largest certification!
>> > The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
>> > and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
>> >
>> > My name is T-Bone
>> > and I am MCNGP!
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>

P Hull

he's an mcngp like yourself

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
news:...
> and you are?
>
>
> "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
>> this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
>>
>> Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
>> and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web
>> site
>> although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
>>
>> I have a founder, not a leader.
>> I speak English as my first language.
>> and you practice, not dump, practice!
>>
>> I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
>> I believe in educating, not handouts,
>> alternative OSes, not assimilation,
>> and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
>>
>> Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
>> And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
>>
>> MCSE is the second largest certification!
>> The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
>> and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
>>
>> My name is T-Bone
>> and I am MCNGP!
>>
>>
>
>

P Hull

although playing pirates is very fun, it is on Wednesdays. but please
explain how we you can swab the deck and finger someone's as s at the same
time? i dont know about you, but moving that mop around, when wet, is very
cumbersome. maybe you have a suggestion?

"P Hull" <> wrote in message
news:...
> your saturdays are probably spent playing pirate at t-bone's house,
swabbing
> the decks whilst fingering each other in the ass
>
> "Consultant" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > or playing with p hulls' wifes' cans
> >
> >
> > "P Hull" <> wrote in message
> > news:...
> >> your time would have been better spent chewing on some steak
> >>
> >> "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
> >> news:...
> >> > Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies
> >> > if
> >> > this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
> >> >
> >> > Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
> >> > and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web
> > site
> >> > although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
> >> >
> >> > I have a founder, not a leader.
> >> > I speak English as my first language.
> >> > and you practice, not dump, practice!
> >> >
> >> > I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
> >> > I believe in educating, not handouts,
> >> > alternative OSes, not assimilation,
> >> > and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
> >> >
> >> > Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
> >> > And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t",
> > "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
> >> >
> >> > MCSE is the second largest certification!
> >> > The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
> >> > and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
> >> >
> >> > My name is T-Bone
> >> > and I am MCNGP!
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

Consultant