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Trying to email the folks at MS about something. Of course, every time you
get back the standard boilerplate response, but at least they give you their
name and also the name of their manager. However, certain consistencies have
led me to wonder if MS has outsorced their cusotmer service?

First email:

"My name is Parimala, and I appreciate the opportunity to assist you with
this issue...
If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
please send an e-mail message to my manager, Lahar Tahbildar..."

Second email:

"My name is Biji and I take the opportunity of assisting you today...
If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
please send an e-mail message to my manager, Shaji Nambiar..."

Third email:

"My name is Amit and I thank you for the opportunity to assist you today...
If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
please send an e-mail message to my manager, Parminder Saini..."

TBone wrote:
> Trying to email the folks at MS about something. Of course, every
> time you get back the standard boilerplate response, but at least
> they give you their name and also the name of their manager. However,
> certain consistencies have led me to wonder if MS has outsorced their
> cusotmer service?
>
> First email:
>
> "My name is Parimala, and I appreciate the opportunity to assist you
> with this issue...
> If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
> please send an e-mail message to my manager, Lahar Tahbildar..."
>
> Second email:
>
> "My name is Biji and I take the opportunity of assisting you today...
> If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
> please send an e-mail message to my manager, Shaji Nambiar..."
>
> Third email:
>
> "My name is Amit and I thank you for the opportunity to assist you
> today... If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
> provided you, please send an e-mail message to my manager, Parminder
> Saini..."

So basically if I want to get hired by Microsoft, I need to change my name
to Sandeep Talwar?

--
Fris "How am I to be helping you today?" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

you know damn right

"Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> TBone wrote:
> > Trying to email the folks at MS about something. Of course, every
> > time you get back the standard boilerplate response, but at least
> > they give you their name and also the name of their manager. However,
> > certain consistencies have led me to wonder if MS has outsorced their
> > cusotmer service?
> >
> > First email:
> >
> > "My name is Parimala, and I appreciate the opportunity to assist you
> > with this issue...
> > If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
> > please send an e-mail message to my manager, Lahar Tahbildar..."
> >
> > Second email:
> >
> > "My name is Biji and I take the opportunity of assisting you today...
> > If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
> > please send an e-mail message to my manager, Shaji Nambiar..."
> >
> > Third email:
> >
> > "My name is Amit and I thank you for the opportunity to assist you
> > today... If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
> > provided you, please send an e-mail message to my manager, Parminder
> > Saini..."
>
> So basically if I want to get hired by Microsoft, I need to change my name
> to Sandeep Talwar?
>
> --
> Fris "How am I to be helping you today?" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.com
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
news:#...
> you know damn right
>
> "Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
> news:%...
> > TBone wrote:
> > > Trying to email the folks at MS about something. Of course, every
> > > time you get back the standard boilerplate response, but at least
> > > they give you their name and also the name of their manager. However,
> > > certain consistencies have led me to wonder if MS has outsorced their
> > > cusotmer service?
> > >
> > > First email:
> > >
> > > "My name is Parimala, and I appreciate the opportunity to assist you
> > > with this issue...
> > > If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
> > > please send an e-mail message to my manager, Lahar Tahbildar..."
> > >
> > > Second email:
> > >
> > > "My name is Biji and I take the opportunity of assisting you today...
> > > If you have any comments or feedback about the service I provided you,
> > > please send an e-mail message to my manager, Shaji Nambiar..."
> > >
> > > Third email:
> > >
> > > "My name is Amit and I thank you for the opportunity to assist you
> > > today... If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
> > > provided you, please send an e-mail message to my manager, Parminder
> > > Saini..."
> >
> > So basically if I want to get hired by Microsoft, I need to change my
name
> > to Sandeep Talwar?
> >
> > --
> > Fris "How am I to be helping you today?" bee®, MCNGP #13
> >
> > The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> > http://www.mcngp.com
> >
> > Certaholics
> > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
> >
>
>

fer sure.

apu.

? you have just worked this out
>-----Original Message-----
>Trying to email the folks at MS about something. Of
course, every time you
>get back the standard boilerplate response, but at least
they give you their
>name and also the name of their manager. However, certain
consistencies have
>led me to wonder if MS has outsorced their cusotmer
service?
>
>First email:
>
>"My name is Parimala, and I appreciate the opportunity to
assist you with
>this issue...
>If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
provided you,
>please send an e-mail message to my manager, Lahar
Tahbildar..."
>
>Second email:
>
>"My name is Biji and I take the opportunity of assisting
you today...
>If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
provided you,
>please send an e-mail message to my manager, Shaji
Nambiar..."
>
>Third email:
>
>"My name is Amit and I thank you for the opportunity to
assist you today...
>If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
provided you,
>please send an e-mail message to my manager, Parminder
Saini..."
>
>
>.
>

Look you ungratefuls Americans do not work hard and we
have proven to be more educated more efficient and do not
surf the web all day. Innovation is in our hands now, go
weep forth to Colin Powell and whoever else supports our
call center. We will bury you continually with our pride
and work ethics.

Tashar B.
MS Support Office DIVISION

>-----Original Message-----
>? you have just worked this out
>>-----Original Message-----
>>Trying to email the folks at MS about something. Of
>course, every time you
>>get back the standard boilerplate response, but at least
>they give you their
>>name and also the name of their manager. However,
certain
>consistencies have
>>led me to wonder if MS has outsorced their cusotmer
>service?
>>
>>First email:
>>
>>"My name is Parimala, and I appreciate the opportunity
to
>assist you with
>>this issue...
>>If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
>provided you,
>>please send an e-mail message to my manager, Lahar
>Tahbildar..."
>>
>>Second email:
>>
>>"My name is Biji and I take the opportunity of assisting
>you today...
>>If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
>provided you,
>>please send an e-mail message to my manager, Shaji
>Nambiar..."
>>
>>Third email:
>>
>>"My name is Amit and I thank you for the opportunity to
>assist you today...
>>If you have any comments or feedback about the service I
>provided you,
>>please send an e-mail message to my manager, Parminder
>Saini..."
>>
>>
>>.
>>
>.
>

<> wrote
> ? you have just worked this out

I rarely need to contact Microsoft. Partly from fear of being absorbed into
the collective.

TBone
"The truth of life is right here in this bottle"

Tashar Bejir wrote:
> Look you ungratefuls Americans do not work hard and we
> have proven to be more educated more efficient and do not
> surf the web all day. Innovation is in our hands now, go
> weep forth to Colin Powell and whoever else supports our
> call center. We will bury you continually with our pride
> and work ethics.
>
> Tashar B.
> MS Support Office DIVISION

I call bullbutter.

babbling on and on again Frisbee® <> spewed
in news::

> I call bullbutter.

yeah! no way MS would give thier call center jockey's web access...

that would be....sensible...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Tashar Bejir climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> Look you ungratefuls Americans do not work hard and we
> have proven to be more educated more efficient and do not
> surf the web all day. Innovation is in our hands now, go
> weep forth to Colin Powell and whoever else supports our
> call center. We will bury you continually with our pride
> and work ethics.
>
> Tashar B.
> MS Support Office DIVISION

Oh, goodness me. This is the third time that you have been using the web
interface for personal communications. As you are aware, you are also
forbidden from insulting our American friends, lest they take away our jobs
and send them to China! Please report to personnel office immediately to
pick up your termination slip. Not to worry, unemployment is lovely in
Mumbai this time of year.

Suresh P.
Supervisor
MS Support Office DIVISION