Dingeman Sneerbakkus wrote:
> OS Platform Statistics
Not really - those are crap statistics from just one source.
You need to take averages over many and you will find
Linux usage is going up all the time.
Users say - Pista sucks.
Vista / Pista who cares?
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+************Sponsored*by*Micoshaft*Corporation***********+
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Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette.
WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?!
Have you De-Pistified your PC?
Let me explain:
You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation
and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs
that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the **** out of you. So you
decide that this vista Pista is not for you.
Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even
more hours and all your driver
diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked
because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc.
Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you
leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money.
Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form
of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover
you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night
recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your
work is done, your computers are working, you learned many
things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace
knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams
with others...
*Get*Linux*here...
*
http://www.livecdlist.com
*
http://www.distrowatch.com
*For*Beryl,*downloaded*latest*release
*of*Ubuntu*(Feisty*Fawn)...
*Install*Beryl*using*the*guide*from*here...
http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,13...x/article.html
*And*so*WoW,*after*a few cut and paste operations
*you*have*Beryl*up*and*running*on*your*PC!!!
**
All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification
Inventory label on your PC to complete the job...
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+*******Copyright*(c)*2006*Pista*Removal*Reality*Team*****+
+****************Released*Under*GPL*3*License*************+
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Be sure to come back for more in the next installation
of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22.
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Warning:
*This*post*is*incompatible*with*Micoshaft*Pista*Home*Edition
Reason:
*This*post*was*sent*from*a Free GNU/Linux*Virtual*PC*(BWAHAHAHA!!!)*however
*Micoshaft*Corporation*Pista*Homo*Edition*does*not*support
*PC*Virtualisation*despite*you*paying*(Oh*Dear!)