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Old 08-19-2004, 07:28 PM   #1
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what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?


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Old 08-19-2004, 07:40 PM   #2
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"beena" <> wrote in message
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> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?


First, you have to work for either Prometric or Pearson Vue....

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Old 08-19-2004, 07:43 PM   #3
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beena wrote:

> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?


You have three options. You may;

[1]Squeeze a lump of coal until it turns into a diamond.

[2]Leap a tall building in a single bound.

or;

[3]Locate the MS website and find the answer to this, and many other
fascinating questions.

Most choose [1] or [2], as [3] is obviously impossible.

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Old 08-19-2004, 08:04 PM   #4
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On Aug 19, 2004 "beena" blathered:

> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?


Either:

A. Bend over and say "ahhh";
B. Turn your head and cough;
C. Spread your legs and place your feet in the stirrups.

HTH HAND

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Old 08-19-2004, 08:27 PM   #5
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>Most choose [1] or [2], as [3] is obviously impossible.

it would appear so...

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Old 08-19-2004, 08:29 PM   #6
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>what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?

www.redhat.com/training/certification

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Old 08-19-2004, 09:33 PM   #7
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babbling on and on again "beena" <> spewed in
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> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?


giving it what?

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Old 08-19-2004, 09:41 PM   #8
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"beena" <> wrote in message
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> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?


I believe you must have your patient bend over and expose his/her Misused
Crapper (Sub-torso Exit). Presto, MCSE exam.

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Old 08-19-2004, 09:53 PM   #9
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Can't do option 3 in India. That site is blocked!
>-----Original Message-----
>beena wrote:
>
>> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?

>
>You have three options. You may;
>
>[1]Squeeze a lump of coal until it turns into a diamond.
>
>[2]Leap a tall building in a single bound.
>
>or;
>
>[3]Locate the MS website and find the answer to this,

and many other
>fascinating questions.
>
>Most choose [1] or [2], as [3] is obviously impossible.
>
>JaR
>Helpful Thug
>.
>



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Old 08-20-2004, 04:55 AM   #10
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"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in news:ehQTNzihEHA.1048
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> "beena" <> wrote in message
> news:920601c4861a$426a4930$...
>> what is the proceedure for giving mcse exams?

>
> I believe you must have your patient bend over and expose his/her Misused
> Crapper (Sub-torso Exit). Presto, MCSE exam.
>


watch the birdy go way up in the hole.

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