MS Game Pad buttons need a Profiler program

I acquired a MS Sidewinder Game Pad some months ago. I started to use
it for the first time yesterday and find I need a 'Profiler' programto
bind the buttons and I have never had this. No downloads from MS are
available.

I understand that this is generic s'ware for all Sidewinder devices,
is useless with out the correct MS h'ware so I forsee no cries of
'Pirate!' from even the most officious when I ask if anybody could
email me said driver/profiler, please. If it can actually be
downloaded, I'd love to know where from!

Many thanks

Hil

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