OT: For those of you who want a good laff

The guy who has a "thing" for Certguard double-posted his 22k diatribe over
in alt.certification.mcse. I think the guy's a few fries short of a Happy
Meal, myself.

Frisbee®

Frisbee® piffled away vaguely:

> The guy who has a "thing" for Certguard double-posted his 22k diatribe over
> in alt.certification.mcse. I think the guy's a few fries short of a Happy
> Meal, myself.
>
Did you manage to read the whole thing? I couldn't finish it.
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"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

catwalker63

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:. ..
> Frisbee® piffled away vaguely:
>
>> The guy who has a "thing" for Certguard double-posted his 22k diatribe
>> over
>> in alt.certification.mcse. I think the guy's a few fries short of a
>> Happy
>> Meal, myself.
>>
> Did you manage to read the whole thing? I couldn't finish it.

Yeah, it gets funnier as you go on. He duplicates a bunch of it, went
copy-and-paste happy.

Frisbee®

"Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
news:Oz#...
> The guy who has a "thing" for Certguard double-posted his 22k diatribe over in
> alt.certification.mcse. I think the guy's a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
> myself.
>
>
I posted my response here for everyone to get a kick out of too, but it
apparently got filtered because of all the "br@indump" references, so I posted
it in my forums for everyone to view:

http://www.certguard.com/forums/topic.asp?TID=714

It's also listed under one of the OP's original posts. He actually sent it out
10 times to 6 different groups.

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Robert Williams [CertGuard]

On May 1, 11:49 pm, "Robert Williams [CertGuard]"
<NewsGroups[at[CertGuard[dot]co_> wrote:
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTN...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Oz#...> The guy who has a "thing" for Certguard double-posted his 22k diatribe over in
> > alt.certification.mcse. I think the guy's a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
> > myself.
>
> I posted my response here for everyone to get a kick out of too, but it
> apparently got filtered because of all the "br@indump" references, so I posted
> it in my forums for everyone to view:
>
> http://www.certguard.com/forums/topic.asp?TID=714
>
> It's also listed under one of the OP's original posts. He actually sent it out
> 10 times to 6 different groups.
>
> --
> CertGuard

GG shows that he posted to 14 different newsgroups, and to each one
separately. Must be one desperate creature. He's pro'lly a TestK!ng
crony. They're more than worried now... they're scared sh!tless. I
really didn't expect them to go down without a squeal.

Cerebrus

On May 1, 5:15 pm, Cerebrus <zorg...@sify.com> wrote:
> On May 1, 11:49 pm, "Robert Williams [CertGuard]"
>
>
>
> <NewsGroups[at[CertGuard[dot]co_> wrote:
> > "Frisbee®" <billLASTN...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:Oz#...> The guy who has a "thing" for Certguard double-posted his 22k diatribe over in
> > > alt.certification.mcse. I think the guy's a few fries short of a Happy Meal,
> > > myself.
>
> > I posted my response here for everyone to get a kick out of too, but it
> > apparently got filtered because of all the "br@indump" references, so I posted
> > it in my forums for everyone to view:
>
> >http://www.certguard.com/forums/topic.asp?TID=714
>
> > It's also listed under one of the OP's original posts. He actually sent it out
> > 10 times to 6 different groups.
>
> > --
> > CertGuard
>
> GG shows that he posted to 14 different newsgroups, and to each one
> separately. Must be one desperate creature. He's pro'lly a TestK!ng
> crony. They're more than worried now... they're scared sh!tless. I
> really didn't expect them to go down without a squeal.

Hey Guys,

I would like to comment that when I did do the first post, I did make
a mistake in copying my findings into the post. This is the reason why
I posted a second time to correct my mistake. I did not submit this
post to 14 newsgroups. I submitted my post for people to view my
findings and to see if they are accurate. I submitted to 7 newsgroups.
Yes, I could of submitted more but I wanted to get a reply out of
certguard regarding my findings. Below is my response to CertGuard's
findings.

Hi Robert,

I congratulate your efforts on your recent networkworld.com articles.
With regards to certain comments that you have made in response to my
post, I still see a discrepancy. You state to stay away from websites
that state you will pass on your first try, but when I read comments
from www.transcender.com, it states the exact words below. First try
is also in italic so I guess it stands out. http://www.certguard.com/reviews.asp

"Transcender software is so comprehensive that IT professionals who
use Transcender to prepare for their certification exams feel
confident they will pass their exams on the first try--or otherwise be
eligible to receive a refund on their purchases. For more information
about the BEST guarantee in the IT test prep industry, click here."

It also states, "Industry Best 100% Pass Guarantee". So this
contradicts your statement.

With regards to gocertify.com and Goexam, I did not say they sell
braindumps. I stated they seem to be selling braindumps according to
your review of websites. http://www.certguard.com/reviews.asp.

I am not going to go any further on this. I think you are doing a
great job with regards to getting the IT industry the proper training.
I still think it is up to the manager's that have to test who they
interview. But, this is just my point of view. You have provided many
good points with regards to the information I have obtained with
regards to your company.

May I suggest, that you be more friendly and calm when dealing with
questions pointed to the IT Certification industry. I don't see how
people will listen to you if you are not very nice. There are many
posts on these newsgroups that consider you not to be very friendly.
Good Work Robert!!!

kevinkops11@gmail.com

piffled away vaguely:

> May I suggest, that you be more friendly and calm when dealing with
> questions pointed to the IT Certification industry. I don't see how
> people will listen to you if you are not very nice. There are many
> posts on these newsgroups that consider you not to be very friendly.
> Good Work Robert!!!

May I suggest better medication?
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Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

catwalker63

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:. ..
> piffled away vaguely:
>
>> May I suggest, that you be more friendly and calm when dealing with
>> questions pointed to the IT Certification industry. I don't see how
>> people will listen to you if you are not very nice. There are many
>> posts on these newsgroups that consider you not to be very friendly.
>> Good Work Robert!!!
>
> May I suggest better medication?
>
~sigh~ Ok.

Robert Williams [CertGuard]

Robert Williams [CertGuard] piffled away vaguely:

>
>
> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
> news:. ..
>> piffled away vaguely:
>>
>>> May I suggest, that you be more friendly and calm when dealing with
>>> questions pointed to the IT Certification industry. I don't see how
>>> people will listen to you if you are not very nice. There are many
>>> posts on these newsgroups that consider you not to be very friendly.
>>> Good Work Robert!!!
>>
>> May I suggest better medication?
>>
> ~sigh~ Ok.
>
I'm sorry, did I give the impression I was talking to you?
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Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

catwalker63

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm sorry, did I give the impression I was talking to you?
> --
>
Better safe than sorry, I say.

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CG

Robert Williams [CertGuard]