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07-27-2004, 10:30 PM
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TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
to all accounts. What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? Our CIO is about to phire all of us. Yes, I am hawt by the way. Tipsy Tammy |
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07-27-2004, 10:46 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
>What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
dust off and nuke from orbit - it's the only way to be sure >Yes, I am hawt by the way. pics? Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere |
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07-27-2004, 11:01 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
"Tipsy Tammy" <> wrote in message
news:539801c47420$e469a200$... > We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts > to all accounts. > > What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? > Our CIO is about to phire all of us. > > Yes, I am hawt by the way. Call Immigration. Have him deported. Andy Foster |
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07-27-2004, 11:48 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
Tipsy Tammy wrote:
> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts > to all accounts. > > What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? > Our CIO is about to phire all of us. I reccommend getting very drunk, then opening fire on the swervers with belt-fed armament. > > Yes, I am hawt by the way. In the nude. Then post pics of the event. HTH, HAD JaR *Not responsible for the reccomendations made above. Do not try at home. For experienced professionals only on a closed course. My cause cancer in pregnant rodents. No reference to actual weapons, ammunition, or postal employees living or dead is intended. For intake after food only. JaR |
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07-28-2004, 08:16 AM
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TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
must be a paper mcse
>-----Original Message----- >We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts >to all accounts. > >What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? >Our CIO is about to phire all of us. > >Yes, I am hawt by the way. >. > |
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07-28-2004, 09:24 AM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 22:46:09 +0100, The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
Sphere <.> wrote: >>What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? > >dust off and nuke from orbit - it's the only way to be sure > >>Yes, I am hawt by the way. > >pics? > >Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation. He can't make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt.... Regards, Paul Lynch MCSE Paul Lynch |
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07-28-2004, 01:22 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
Tipsy Tammy wrote:
> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts > to all accounts. Ribbed or lubricated? > Yes, I am hawt by the way. No fair telling before I ask. Download the Trolling exam br@indump, please. -- Fris "U R Nawt" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.tk Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics =?iso-8859-1?Q?Frisbee=AE?= |
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07-28-2004, 02:30 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
"Tipsy Tammy" <> wrote in message news:539801c47420$e469a200$... > # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\138536.htm (7/28/2004 8:24:23 AM) # > We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts > to all accounts. > > What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? > Our CIO is about to phire all of us. > > Yes, I am hawt by the way. Trojans are good, you should always use protection, especially with promiscuous, lapel pin wearing IT guys. kp "ever do it under a desk" g kpg |
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07-28-2004, 03:02 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
remove the trojan from your network and install an IDS. now post your pic,
you whore "Tipsy Tammy" <> wrote in message news:539801c47420$e469a200$... > We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts > to all accounts. > > What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? > Our CIO is about to phire all of us. > > Yes, I am hawt by the way. Consultant |
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07-28-2004, 03:03 PM
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Re: TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK
she is on this page, you'll have to guess which one she is though
http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html "JaR" <> wrote in message news:... > Tipsy Tammy wrote: > > > We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts > > to all accounts. > > > > What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops? > > Our CIO is about to phire all of us. > > I reccommend getting very drunk, then opening fire on the swervers with > belt-fed armament. > > > > > Yes, I am hawt by the way. > > In the nude. > > Then post pics of the event. > > HTH, HAD > > JaR > > *Not responsible for the reccomendations made above. Do not try at home. > For experienced professionals only on a closed course. My cause cancer > in pregnant rodents. No reference to actual weapons, ammunition, or > postal employees living or dead is intended. For intake after food only. Consultant |
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