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You guys were the last hope of something good to come about returning
from vacation. Heck, there wasn't even any trolls posing as Indians or
as a$$fsckers. (or even asshats)

....butch(needs a life)

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something with which they'd like to have dinner with.

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating
to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and
vinegary and give you a headache.

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in
news::

> Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and
> intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they
> go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
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>

Studies show that women outlive men. This may be due to women having a
healthier, less stressful lifestyle. Or it may be due to the fact that
after living with a woman for a given period, men are just more willing
to die...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"