Thanks for the update on your weekend, Ken. I read it first in the CR
newsgroup, but I read this group all the time (well as much as I can,
considering the number of posts). If this was just a long weekend, I can't
wait until you go on a full-fledged vacation.
--
Bob Holmes MCNGP #31
"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
news:...
> "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message news:...
> > Warning: This post contains references to sex, drugs, and other
> debauchery.
> > Parental discretion is advised.
> >
> > Sunday, July 4. 10 AM. I awake from a peaceful night's rest, having
turned
> > in around 1 am Saturday night. Nothing special to note.
> > 10:30 AM - Mow the lawn
> > 11:45 - Shower, ready for guests
> > 12:30 - Guests begin to arrive
> > 1:30 - Fire up grill. Burgers, dogs, sausage...your usual fare.
> > 4:00 - Leave family cookout for friends' cookout
> > 4:10 - Crack first beer of the day
> > 4:15 - Friend's mother brings out plate of brownies. Consume 4.
> > 4:40 - Friend's mother didn't cook brownies. Pothead friend did. Get
> dizzy.
> > 5:15 - Obscenely high, horseshoes is a hard game. Lose 21-4.
> > 5:45 - Hey, Dan brought another 30-rack! Awesome!
> > 7:00 - What? Sass, I think Scott brought a 30 rack too!
> > 9:00 - Time doesn't exist.
> > 12:00 AM - Holy sh!t, no way can I drive home. Sass, I'm staying here
> > tonight.
> > 12:30 - Scott's college friend apparently has a thing for both me and
> Sass,
> > the host of party.
> > 1:00 - I'm the lucky one. Ribbed, for her pleasure.
> > 1:45 - Not to be mistaken, 45 minutes included foreplay and a nap.
> > 2:00 - Resume drinking. I believe my last count was somewhere around
here,
> I
> > was at 12 at this point.
> > 3:15 - Sometime around here, Sass emerges from his basement with "the
> girl".
> > 3:16 - Do I tell him about earlier, or no? Decide yes.
> > 3:20 - Sass, drunk as a skunk, tells girl she is a whore. Yelling
ensues.
> > 3:30 - Sass and I have a good laugh, he vomits.
> > 3:35 - Mental note: Remind Sass he got sloppy seconds.
> > 4:00 - Oh man, how late is it?
> > 5:00 - Is that the sun?
> > 5:15 - Close those fricking blinds! I'm trying to sleep!
> > 12:30 PM - Oh Holy Christ. My head.
> > 1:00 - Arrive home. Aspirin, water, nap.
> > 2:00 - Sass calls. Want to go play ball?
> > 2:10 - Why the frick am I going to play basketball. It's drizzling, and
I
> > feel like I'm dead.
> > 4:00 - 3 Gatorades later, I'm not feeling so bad.
> > 5:00 - Sunday is Poker night, but we had other plans. So Monday is Poker
> > night. $6 up for the night
> > 9:30 - Arrive home again. Sleep
> > 7:05 AM - Tuesday already? At least the week is 20% gone already.
> > 2:05 PM - Finish weekend wrap-up.
> >
> >
> > Don't criticize me for my delinquency. I was tricked into the brownies.
I
> > swear I didn't know. And I was really hammered when I "visited" with
"the
> > girl". Plus, I don't remember some of this, I was informed later. This
> > summary is pieced together from the fragmented memories of three people.
>
> Um, so OK, I botched up. Maybe I'm still drunk. I accidentaly posted this
to
> the Crystal newsgroup. Bob Holmes reads taht group, but as far as I can
> tell, there's very little overlap between that group and this one. So, for
> the benefit of people who might care (as opposed to people that defnitely
> don't over in the CR group), it's a repost, of sorts. Ugh.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
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