Re: 4th of July

"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message news:...
> Warning: This post contains references to sex, drugs, and other
debauchery.
> Parental discretion is advised.
>
> Sunday, July 4. 10 AM. I awake from a peaceful night's rest, having turned
> in around 1 am Saturday night. Nothing special to note.
> 10:30 AM - Mow the lawn
> 11:45 - Shower, ready for guests
> 12:30 - Guests begin to arrive
> 1:30 - Fire up grill. Burgers, dogs, sausage...your usual fare.
> 4:00 - Leave family cookout for friends' cookout
> 4:10 - Crack first beer of the day
> 4:15 - Friend's mother brings out plate of brownies. Consume 4.
> 4:40 - Friend's mother didn't cook brownies. Pothead friend did. Get
dizzy.
> 5:15 - Obscenely high, horseshoes is a hard game. Lose 21-4.
> 5:45 - Hey, Dan brought another 30-rack! Awesome!
> 7:00 - What? Sass, I think Scott brought a 30 rack too!
> 9:00 - Time doesn't exist.
> 12:00 AM - Holy sh!t, no way can I drive home. Sass, I'm staying here
> tonight.
> 12:30 - Scott's college friend apparently has a thing for both me and
Sass,
> the host of party.
> 1:00 - I'm the lucky one. Ribbed, for her pleasure.
> 1:45 - Not to be mistaken, 45 minutes included foreplay and a nap.
> 2:00 - Resume drinking. I believe my last count was somewhere around here,
I
> was at 12 at this point.
> 3:15 - Sometime around here, Sass emerges from his basement with "the
girl".
> 3:16 - Do I tell him about earlier, or no? Decide yes.
> 3:20 - Sass, drunk as a skunk, tells girl she is a whore. Yelling ensues.
> 3:30 - Sass and I have a good laugh, he vomits.
> 3:35 - Mental note: Remind Sass he got sloppy seconds.
> 4:00 - Oh man, how late is it?
> 5:00 - Is that the sun?
> 5:15 - Close those fricking blinds! I'm trying to sleep!
> 12:30 PM - Oh Holy Christ. My head.
> 1:00 - Arrive home. Aspirin, water, nap.
> 2:00 - Sass calls. Want to go play ball?
> 2:10 - Why the frick am I going to play basketball. It's drizzling, and I
> feel like I'm dead.
> 4:00 - 3 Gatorades later, I'm not feeling so bad.
> 5:00 - Sunday is Poker night, but we had other plans. So Monday is Poker
> night. $6 up for the night
> 9:30 - Arrive home again. Sleep
> 7:05 AM - Tuesday already? At least the week is 20% gone already.
> 2:05 PM - Finish weekend wrap-up.
>
>
> Don't criticize me for my delinquency. I was tricked into the brownies. I
> swear I didn't know. And I was really hammered when I "visited" with "the
> girl". Plus, I don't remember some of this, I was informed later. This
> summary is pieced together from the fragmented memories of three people.

Um, so OK, I botched up. Maybe I'm still drunk. I accidentaly posted this to
the Crystal newsgroup. Bob Holmes reads taht group, but as far as I can
tell, there's very little overlap between that group and this one. So, for
the benefit of people who might care (as opposed to people that defnitely
don't over in the CR group), it's a repost, of sorts. Ugh.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken Briscoe

"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in
news::

> "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message news:...
>> Warning: This post contains references to sex, drugs, and other
> debauchery.
>> Parental discretion is advised.
>>
>> Sunday, July 4. 10 AM. I awake from a peaceful night's rest, having
>> turned in around 1 am Saturday night. Nothing special to note.
>> 10:30 AM - Mow the lawn
<holyfrickinsnip>

well...you.........ok...so...

dang, I just don't know were to begin with the abuse...

Glad to see you survive Kenny...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

Ken Briscoe wrote:

<drunkensnippage>who might care (as opposed to people that defnitely
> don't over in the CR group), it's a repost, of sorts. Ugh.
>

So what? You had a coulpla beers and got laid. What's the big deal?

Kids!

Now, back when I was your age we called it a party when....

I'll get back to ya on that. Gotta check the statute of limitations.

JaR
Reminiscing Thug

JaR

first beer at 4:10.. are you gay??

"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
news:...
> "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message news:...
> > Warning: This post contains references to sex, drugs, and other
> debauchery.
> > Parental discretion is advised.
> >
> > Sunday, July 4. 10 AM. I awake from a peaceful night's rest, having
turned
> > in around 1 am Saturday night. Nothing special to note.
> > 10:30 AM - Mow the lawn
> > 11:45 - Shower, ready for guests
> > 12:30 - Guests begin to arrive
> > 1:30 - Fire up grill. Burgers, dogs, sausage...your usual fare.
> > 4:00 - Leave family cookout for friends' cookout
> > 4:10 - Crack first beer of the day
> > 4:15 - Friend's mother brings out plate of brownies. Consume 4.
> > 4:40 - Friend's mother didn't cook brownies. Pothead friend did. Get
> dizzy.
> > 5:15 - Obscenely high, horseshoes is a hard game. Lose 21-4.
> > 5:45 - Hey, Dan brought another 30-rack! Awesome!
> > 7:00 - What? Sass, I think Scott brought a 30 rack too!
> > 9:00 - Time doesn't exist.
> > 12:00 AM - Holy sh!t, no way can I drive home. Sass, I'm staying here
> > tonight.
> > 12:30 - Scott's college friend apparently has a thing for both me and
> Sass,
> > the host of party.
> > 1:00 - I'm the lucky one. Ribbed, for her pleasure.
> > 1:45 - Not to be mistaken, 45 minutes included foreplay and a nap.
> > 2:00 - Resume drinking. I believe my last count was somewhere around
here,
> I
> > was at 12 at this point.
> > 3:15 - Sometime around here, Sass emerges from his basement with "the
> girl".
> > 3:16 - Do I tell him about earlier, or no? Decide yes.
> > 3:20 - Sass, drunk as a skunk, tells girl she is a whore. Yelling
ensues.
> > 3:30 - Sass and I have a good laugh, he vomits.
> > 3:35 - Mental note: Remind Sass he got sloppy seconds.
> > 4:00 - Oh man, how late is it?
> > 5:00 - Is that the sun?
> > 5:15 - Close those fricking blinds! I'm trying to sleep!
> > 12:30 PM - Oh Holy Christ. My head.
> > 1:00 - Arrive home. Aspirin, water, nap.
> > 2:00 - Sass calls. Want to go play ball?
> > 2:10 - Why the frick am I going to play basketball. It's drizzling, and
I
> > feel like I'm dead.
> > 4:00 - 3 Gatorades later, I'm not feeling so bad.
> > 5:00 - Sunday is Poker night, but we had other plans. So Monday is Poker
> > night. $6 up for the night
> > 9:30 - Arrive home again. Sleep
> > 7:05 AM - Tuesday already? At least the week is 20% gone already.
> > 2:05 PM - Finish weekend wrap-up.
> >
> >
> > Don't criticize me for my delinquency. I was tricked into the brownies.
I
> > swear I didn't know. And I was really hammered when I "visited" with
"the
> > girl". Plus, I don't remember some of this, I was informed later. This
> > summary is pieced together from the fragmented memories of three people.
>
> Um, so OK, I botched up. Maybe I'm still drunk. I accidentaly posted this
to
> the Crystal newsgroup. Bob Holmes reads taht group, but as far as I can
> tell, there's very little overlap between that group and this one. So, for
> the benefit of people who might care (as opposed to people that defnitely
> don't over in the CR group), it's a repost, of sorts. Ugh.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

billyw

Thanks for the update on your weekend, Ken. I read it first in the CR
newsgroup, but I read this group all the time (well as much as I can,
considering the number of posts). If this was just a long weekend, I can't
wait until you go on a full-fledged vacation.

--
Bob Holmes MCNGP #31
"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
news:...
> "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message news:...
> > Warning: This post contains references to sex, drugs, and other
> debauchery.
> > Parental discretion is advised.
> >
> > Sunday, July 4. 10 AM. I awake from a peaceful night's rest, having
turned
> > in around 1 am Saturday night. Nothing special to note.
> > 10:30 AM - Mow the lawn
> > 11:45 - Shower, ready for guests
> > 12:30 - Guests begin to arrive
> > 1:30 - Fire up grill. Burgers, dogs, sausage...your usual fare.
> > 4:00 - Leave family cookout for friends' cookout
> > 4:10 - Crack first beer of the day
> > 4:15 - Friend's mother brings out plate of brownies. Consume 4.
> > 4:40 - Friend's mother didn't cook brownies. Pothead friend did. Get
> dizzy.
> > 5:15 - Obscenely high, horseshoes is a hard game. Lose 21-4.
> > 5:45 - Hey, Dan brought another 30-rack! Awesome!
> > 7:00 - What? Sass, I think Scott brought a 30 rack too!
> > 9:00 - Time doesn't exist.
> > 12:00 AM - Holy sh!t, no way can I drive home. Sass, I'm staying here
> > tonight.
> > 12:30 - Scott's college friend apparently has a thing for both me and
> Sass,
> > the host of party.
> > 1:00 - I'm the lucky one. Ribbed, for her pleasure.
> > 1:45 - Not to be mistaken, 45 minutes included foreplay and a nap.
> > 2:00 - Resume drinking. I believe my last count was somewhere around
here,
> I
> > was at 12 at this point.
> > 3:15 - Sometime around here, Sass emerges from his basement with "the
> girl".
> > 3:16 - Do I tell him about earlier, or no? Decide yes.
> > 3:20 - Sass, drunk as a skunk, tells girl she is a whore. Yelling
ensues.
> > 3:30 - Sass and I have a good laugh, he vomits.
> > 3:35 - Mental note: Remind Sass he got sloppy seconds.
> > 4:00 - Oh man, how late is it?
> > 5:00 - Is that the sun?
> > 5:15 - Close those fricking blinds! I'm trying to sleep!
> > 12:30 PM - Oh Holy Christ. My head.
> > 1:00 - Arrive home. Aspirin, water, nap.
> > 2:00 - Sass calls. Want to go play ball?
> > 2:10 - Why the frick am I going to play basketball. It's drizzling, and
I
> > feel like I'm dead.
> > 4:00 - 3 Gatorades later, I'm not feeling so bad.
> > 5:00 - Sunday is Poker night, but we had other plans. So Monday is Poker
> > night. $6 up for the night
> > 9:30 - Arrive home again. Sleep
> > 7:05 AM - Tuesday already? At least the week is 20% gone already.
> > 2:05 PM - Finish weekend wrap-up.
> >
> >
> > Don't criticize me for my delinquency. I was tricked into the brownies.
I
> > swear I didn't know. And I was really hammered when I "visited" with
"the
> > girl". Plus, I don't remember some of this, I was informed later. This
> > summary is pieced together from the fragmented memories of three people.
>
> Um, so OK, I botched up. Maybe I'm still drunk. I accidentaly posted this
to
> the Crystal newsgroup. Bob Holmes reads taht group, but as far as I can
> tell, there's very little overlap between that group and this one. So, for
> the benefit of people who might care (as opposed to people that defnitely
> don't over in the CR group), it's a repost, of sorts. Ugh.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Bob Holmes

No beer till 4 oclock ? WTF is wrong with you, dude ?

"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
news:...
> "Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message news:...
> > Warning: This post contains references to sex, drugs, and other
> debauchery.
> > Parental discretion is advised.
> >
> > Sunday, July 4. 10 AM. I awake from a peaceful night's rest, having
turned
> > in around 1 am Saturday night. Nothing special to note.
> > 10:30 AM - Mow the lawn
> > 11:45 - Shower, ready for guests
> > 12:30 - Guests begin to arrive
> > 1:30 - Fire up grill. Burgers, dogs, sausage...your usual fare.
> > 4:00 - Leave family cookout for friends' cookout
> > 4:10 - Crack first beer of the day
> > 4:15 - Friend's mother brings out plate of brownies. Consume 4.
> > 4:40 - Friend's mother didn't cook brownies. Pothead friend did. Get
> dizzy.
> > 5:15 - Obscenely high, horseshoes is a hard game. Lose 21-4.
> > 5:45 - Hey, Dan brought another 30-rack! Awesome!
> > 7:00 - What? Sass, I think Scott brought a 30 rack too!
> > 9:00 - Time doesn't exist.
> > 12:00 AM - Holy sh!t, no way can I drive home. Sass, I'm staying here
> > tonight.
> > 12:30 - Scott's college friend apparently has a thing for both me and
> Sass,
> > the host of party.
> > 1:00 - I'm the lucky one. Ribbed, for her pleasure.
> > 1:45 - Not to be mistaken, 45 minutes included foreplay and a nap.
> > 2:00 - Resume drinking. I believe my last count was somewhere around
here,
> I
> > was at 12 at this point.
> > 3:15 - Sometime around here, Sass emerges from his basement with "the
> girl".
> > 3:16 - Do I tell him about earlier, or no? Decide yes.
> > 3:20 - Sass, drunk as a skunk, tells girl she is a whore. Yelling
ensues.
> > 3:30 - Sass and I have a good laugh, he vomits.
> > 3:35 - Mental note: Remind Sass he got sloppy seconds.
> > 4:00 - Oh man, how late is it?
> > 5:00 - Is that the sun?
> > 5:15 - Close those fricking blinds! I'm trying to sleep!
> > 12:30 PM - Oh Holy Christ. My head.
> > 1:00 - Arrive home. Aspirin, water, nap.
> > 2:00 - Sass calls. Want to go play ball?
> > 2:10 - Why the frick am I going to play basketball. It's drizzling, and
I
> > feel like I'm dead.
> > 4:00 - 3 Gatorades later, I'm not feeling so bad.
> > 5:00 - Sunday is Poker night, but we had other plans. So Monday is Poker
> > night. $6 up for the night
> > 9:30 - Arrive home again. Sleep
> > 7:05 AM - Tuesday already? At least the week is 20% gone already.
> > 2:05 PM - Finish weekend wrap-up.
> >
> >
> > Don't criticize me for my delinquency. I was tricked into the brownies.
I
> > swear I didn't know. And I was really hammered when I "visited" with
"the
> > girl". Plus, I don't remember some of this, I was informed later. This
> > summary is pieced together from the fragmented memories of three people.
>
> Um, so OK, I botched up. Maybe I'm still drunk. I accidentaly posted this
to
> the Crystal newsgroup. Bob Holmes reads taht group, but as far as I can
> tell, there's very little overlap between that group and this one. So, for
> the benefit of people who might care (as opposed to people that defnitely
> don't over in the CR group), it's a repost, of sorts. Ugh.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

poco

"poco" <> wrote in message
news:...
> No beer till 4 oclock ? WTF is wrong with you, dude ?

Family BS until I went to a real party.

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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken Briscoe