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07-02-2004, 03:15 AM
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OT: Men & Women
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton __________________ A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love, to forgive him; And Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. -- Sue MCNGP #69 Proud member since April 8, 2002 Brat® |
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07-02-2004, 03:17 AM
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Re: Men & Women
"Brat®" <> wrote in message news:Fy3Fc.67197$... > A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: > > * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > > * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > > * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > > * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > > * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton > > __________________ > > A PRAYER.... > > Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; > Love, to forgive him; > And Patience, for his moods. > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. > > > -- > Sue MCNGP #69 > Proud member since April 8, 2002 > > Good one Sue  Got it in one.Kat |
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07-02-2004, 03:50 AM
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Re: Men & Women
Perfect!
-- Kelley aka catwalker IT Professional MCNGP newbie "Kat" <> wrote in message news:... > > "Brat®" <> wrote in message > news:Fy3Fc.67197$... > > A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: > > > > * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > > > > * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > > > > * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > > > > * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > > > > * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton > > > > __________________ > > > > A PRAYER.... > > > > Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; > > Love, to forgive him; > > And Patience, for his moods. > > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. > > > > > > -- > > Sue MCNGP #69 > > Proud member since April 8, 2002 > > > > > > Good one Sue Got it in one.> > catwalker63 |
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07-02-2004, 03:58 AM
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Re: Men & Women
"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
news:: > Perfect! > So your all starting the "She woman's man hater club" now? Sandworm |
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07-02-2004, 04:38 AM
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Re: Men & Women
"Kat" <> wrote in news:eXfL7q9XEHA.2844
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl: > > "Brat®" <> wrote in message > news:Fy3Fc.67197$... >> A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: >> >> * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. >> >> * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. >> >> * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. >> >> * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. >> >> * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton >> >> __________________ >> >> A PRAYER.... >> >> Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; >> Love, to forgive him; >> And Patience, for his moods. >> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. >> >> >> -- >> Sue MCNGP #69 >> Proud member since April 8, 2002 >> >> > > Good one Sue Got it in one.> > and after all I've never done for you..... Sandworm |
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07-02-2004, 04:59 AM
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Re: Men & Women
There, there . . .
-- Kelley aka catwalker IT Professional MCNGP newbie "Sandworm" <> wrote in message news:%23zlL%23B%.. . > "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in > news:: > > > Perfect! > > > > So your all starting the "She woman's man hater club" now? catwalker63 |
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07-02-2004, 05:32 AM
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Re: Men & Women
Spoken by a true woman
 "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message news:... > Perfect! > > -- > Kelley > aka catwalker > IT Professional > MCNGP newbie > "Kat" <> wrote in message > news:... > > > > "Brat®" <> wrote in message > > news:Fy3Fc.67197$... > > > A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: > > > > > > * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > > > > > > * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > > > > > > * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > > > > > > * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > > > > > > * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton > > > > > > __________________ > > > > > > A PRAYER.... > > > > > > Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; > > > Love, to forgive him; > > > And Patience, for his moods. > > > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. > > > > > > > > > -- > > > Sue MCNGP #69 > > > Proud member since April 8, 2002 > > > Kat |
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07-02-2004, 05:34 AM
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Re: Men & Women
Honey, theclub's been there since the beginning of time. You're just now
realizing it exists (like most men....psht) "Sandworm" <> wrote in message news:%23zlL%23B%.. . > "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in > news:: > > > Perfect! > > > > So your all starting the "She woman's man hater club" now? Kat |
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07-02-2004, 06:05 AM
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Re: Men & Women
"Sandworm" <> wrote in message news:eow97X%... > "Kat" <> wrote in news:eXfL7q9XEHA.2844 > @TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl: > > > > > "Brat®" <> wrote in message > > news:Fy3Fc.67197$... > >> A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: > >> > >> * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > >> > >> * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > >> > >> * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > >> > >> * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > >> > >> * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton > >> > >> __________________ > >> > >> A PRAYER.... > >> > >> Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; > >> Love, to forgive him; > >> And Patience, for his moods. > >> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. > >> > >> > >> -- > >> Sue MCNGP #69 > >> Proud member since April 8, 2002 > >> > >> > > > > Good one Sue Got it in one.> > > > > > and after all I've never done for you..... exactly. Kat |
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07-02-2004, 07:02 AM
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Re: Men & Women
Or a truly irritated woman. <g>
-- Kelley aka catwalker IT Professional MCNGP newbie "Kat" <> wrote in message news:ujdQN2%... > Spoken by a true woman > > "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message > news:... > > Perfect! > > > > -- > > Kelley > > aka catwalker > > IT Professional > > MCNGP newbie > > "Kat" <> wrote in message > > news:... > > > > > > "Brat®" <> wrote in message > > > news:Fy3Fc.67197$... > > > > A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: > > > > > > > > * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > > > > > > > > * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > > > > > > > > * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > > > > > > > > * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > > > > > > > > * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton > > > > > > > > __________________ > > > > > > > > A PRAYER.... > > > > > > > > Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; > > > > Love, to forgive him; > > > > And Patience, for his moods. > > > > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Sue MCNGP #69 > > > > Proud member since April 8, 2002 > > > > > > > catwalker63 |
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