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Sandworm
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      06-29-2004
Neil <> wrote in
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> Sandworm <> wrote in news:eV5
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>> cut me a break

>
> no...not in the MCNGP constitution....if we have one...
>


Cool, I gotta start writing that up then I could become the
'Thomas Jefferson' of the MCNGP....

We hold these things to be self evident...

Braindumpers and Test King users are dip $hit's
all men are created equal (except the afformentioned lamer's)
etc. etc. etc.

It's a work in progress...

Gotta go home to Montecello and start sexin up the wenches now.

Sandworm
 
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      06-29-2004



"Sandworm" <> wrote in message
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" catch some lobster to steam up for dinner "
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> Sandworm
> MCNGP #00100001


That Spiny Lobster is very tasty. Filets from the smaller
barracuda, less than 2 ft long, are also very delicious.

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      06-29-2004
Neil wrote:

> Sandworm <> wrote in
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>>we all have our alzheimer's moments.

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> WHY I OUGHTA!!!!!!!
>


Medication must be working, though. You remembered how to spell "oughta"

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      06-29-2004
JaR <> wrote in news:#8Lo0ffXEHA.3012
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> Medication must be working, though. You remembered how to spell "oughta"


Medications? were....

why i odda

i mean outta

i mean Ought to (no that can't be right..)

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The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere
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      06-29-2004
>see what you braindumpers don't understand is you've
>ruined the entry level IT job market for yourselves as well as those who
>actually EARN their MCSE without cheating


as if they would give a damn.

BTW, congrats!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
 
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      06-29-2004
congrats on the new job. Sorry its hell desk.
"Sandworm" <> wrote in message
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> Well folks, I apologize for being a bit remiss in my posting and
> abuse of lamers and braindumpers as of late.
>
> I took a vacation for a while, it was good to get away from all the
> nothing I was doing. Took the family unit to Key West. Man it was
> nice to go diving again it had been so long and it was great.
>
> And now that I have returned this week I got a job!!! What a pain
> in the arse....but it's a hell desk job, which I wanted to avoid
> but ya gotta start somewhere when your a 'career changer' I guess.
> Seems no one wanted to give a break to a guy that's gotten his
> MCSE, MCP, A+ and been working his own consulting jobs for 6 months.
>
> So at least it's with a good big company and I'll have room to move up
> the ladder, which is all I really want to be honest. It's not like I
> was expecting to come into someplace and have the 'run' of their
> entire system. I just needed the chance to get in the door to show 'em
> my work ethic and the fact that I'm not a braindumping, lamedi@k,
> practicer of osyack obchyaneeya. Now it's time to get it done, spend my
> 6 manditory months in this position (stupid company rules!!) and start
> applying internally for low level Admin positions to get away from luser
> calls. Luckily, I know someone who already works in this company so I
> know they do promote internally and don't stick you at hell desk in
> perpetuity.
>
> But I wanted to let youse in the MCNGP know that I have not forgotten
> my duties. Since I have a week till my start date at work (7/6), I
> suspect this is because they didn't want to pay me for the 5th which
> is a paid company holiday as the 4th falls on a Sunday this year (cheap
> stinking Florida companies!!!), I will once again rachet up my abuse for
> the week. Since I'm not gonna be able to post as much during business
> hours starting next week.
>
> So thanks for the support gentlemen, ladies and you other 'things',
>
> Sandworm says--"see what you braindumpers don't understand is you've
> ruined the entry level IT job market for yourselves as well as those who
> actually EARN their MCSE without cheating"
>
> MCNGP #00100001



 
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      06-30-2004
I'd say congratulations, but I got my new job too after 6 months of
unemployment. They liked me so much they pushed through the paperwork to
make sure I was hired before the holiday.
University of Michigan.
Full paid health
Retirement plan matches 200% of whatever I contribute.
No dress code.
Computer to worker ratio of 4 computers per person.
Scientists, they fix all their own computers, including the 16 processor
Linux cluster.
And, I am the domain administrator.

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> >see what you braindumpers don't understand is you've
> >ruined the entry level IT job market for yourselves as well as those who
> >actually EARN their MCSE without cheating

>
> as if they would give a damn.
>
> BTW, congrats!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3



 
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      06-30-2004
poco wrote:
> I'd say congratulations, but I got my new job too after 6 months of
> unemployment. They liked me so much they pushed through the paperwork
> to make sure I was hired before the holiday.
> University of Michigan.


Dang... I think you guys beat us (UF) in both football and basketball in our
last meetings.

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      06-30-2004
"poco" <> wrote in news::

> I got my new job


congrats

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kpg
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      06-30-2004
Congrats on the yob man.

> Seems no one wanted to give a break to a guy that's gotten his
> MCSE, MCP, A+ and been working his own consulting jobs for 6 months.


That's scary. I once was naive enough to think an MCSE would (by itself)
open up (better) doors. But alas, the cert has become an entry level
qualification. I do hire/fire of programmers where I work, and trust me,
many a dumbass has applied. The positions I hire for are entry level
but I could have easily required a MCAD or some other cert just to
pre-qualify the applicants. It's hard to find qualified individuals (and by
qualified I mean capable of leaning). I blame it on the decline of public
education and (although I grew up in front of one) TV. Or maybe MTV.

Whatever.

Congrats and good luck. I'm sure you'll be running the place in no time.

kpg MCNGP 0x22



 
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