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>> You, sir or madam, are a fsckwit.
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> That was not very nice.

IAWTP

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I Always Want To Pee?
If Any Wellington Tomorrow Party?
I Am Wetting The Porch?

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JaR <> wrote in news:OeE$CcRgHHA.4156
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I Agree With That Post

what do I win?

gkiefer

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> JaR <> wrote in news:OeE$CcRgHHA.4156
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<fx="Don Pardo">

kpg, you have just won an exciting, fun-filled two weeks on the fabulous
MCNGP Yacht! Yes, kpg, you and your significant other/date/dog will
spend the next two glorious weeks pulling oars and shoveling coal to the
throbbing beats of our gold-record winning drummer, Igor One-Thump!
Imagine the fun as you toil in sweltering heat as the rest of the MCNGP
laze about on deck and marvel at the sun drenched waters and wave to
friendly natives of the lovely islands as we cruise placidly by. Thrill
to the excitement as Igor ratchets up the drumbeat for the ever-popular
water ski hour! You will feast once daily on buckets of our galley's
finest swill, poured appetizingly on the decks at right at, and most
likely on, your feet. Now that's service, MCNGP style!

Congratulations, kpg!

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On Apr 17, 11:32 pm, JaR <jrde...@lakabux.com> wrote:

> <fx="Don Pardo">
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> kpg, you have just won an exciting, fun-filled two weeks on the fabulous
> MCNGP Yacht! Yes, kpg, you and your significant other/date/dog will
> spend the next two glorious weeks pulling oars and shoveling coal to the
> throbbing beats of our gold-record winning drummer, Igor One-Thump!
> Imagine the fun as you toil in sweltering heat as the rest of the MCNGP
> laze about on deck and marvel at the sun drenched waters and wave to
> friendly natives of the lovely islands as we cruise placidly by. Thrill
> to the excitement as Igor ratchets up the drumbeat for the ever-popular
> water ski hour! You will feast once daily on buckets of our galley's
> finest swill, poured appetizingly on the decks at right at, and most
> likely on, your feet. Now that's service, MCNGP style!
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> Congratulations, kpg!
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I know a PotD when I see it !!!

"Cerebrus" <> wrote in message
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> I know a PotD when I see it !!!
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Yup. 2nded

JaR <> wrote in news:#5Guz5RgHHA.3388
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> <fx="Don Pardo">
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> kpg, you have just won an exciting, fun-filled two weeks on the fabulous
> MCNGP Yacht! Yes, kpg, you and your significant other/date/dog will
> spend the next two glorious weeks pulling oars and shoveling coal to the
> throbbing beats of our gold-record winning drummer, Igor One-Thump!
> Imagine the fun as you toil in sweltering heat as the rest of the MCNGP
> laze about on deck and marvel at the sun drenched waters and wave to
> friendly natives of the lovely islands as we cruise placidly by. Thrill
> to the excitement as Igor ratchets up the drumbeat for the ever-popular
> water ski hour! You will feast once daily on buckets of our galley's
> finest swill, poured appetizingly on the decks at right at, and most
> likely on, your feet. Now that's service, MCNGP style!
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> Congratulations, kpg!
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um...can I have the cash instead?

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> um...can I have the cash instead?

No. Now hurry up and get aboard. The passengers are getting restless and
are clamoring to cast off so happy hour can start.

Sprightly, now!

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CBIC piffled away vaguely:

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> Yup. 2nded
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