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Broose Williz
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      06-16-2004
Do women hate guys who are balding?

Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
head?

Will I ever get laid again?

I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.

Please help.

 
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Ken Briscoe
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      06-16-2004
"Broose Williz" <> wrote in message
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> Do women hate guys who are balding?


"Loathe" or "despise" is probably more appropriate, chrome-dome.

> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?


Most definitely not. You may be effective as a moron, though.

> Will I ever get laid again?


"Again" implies that you've already had this experience. I believe you mean
"Will I ever get laid?", to which the answer is clearly no. Unless, of
course, you count relations with comatose people or sedated livestock. In
which case the answer you your question would be "Yes, daily."

> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.


Well, it's a good thing you're on the internet, eh? You can pretend you're a
16 year old girl with a full head of hair, and no one will know the
difference!

> Please help.


You've come to the right place, certainly.

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first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com


 
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TechGeekPro
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      06-16-2004
"Broose Williz" <> wrote in message
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> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?


Try wearing you lapel pin.

> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>



 
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      06-16-2004
"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
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> "Broose Williz" <> wrote in message
> news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$...
> > Do women hate guys who are balding?

>
> "Loathe" or "despise" is probably more appropriate, chrome-dome.
>
> > Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> > head?

>
> Most definitely not. You may be effective as a moron, though.
>
> > Will I ever get laid again?

>
> "Again" implies that you've already had this experience. I believe you

mean
> "Will I ever get laid?", to which the answer is clearly no. Unless, of
> course, you count relations with comatose people or sedated livestock. In
> which case the answer you your question would be "Yes, daily."
>
> > I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.

>
> Well, it's a good thing you're on the internet, eh? You can pretend you're

a
> 16 year old girl with a full head of hair, and no one will know the
> difference!
>
> > Please help.

>
> You've come to the right place, certainly.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com


Nice.


 
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Neil
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      06-16-2004
"Broose Williz" <> wrote in
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> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>


wear the lapel pin...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
 
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Consultant
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      06-16-2004
bald is beautiful

"Broose Williz" <> wrote in message
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> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>



 
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kpg
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      06-16-2004

"Broose Williz" <> wrote in message
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> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\130722.htm (6/16/2004 1:42:02 PM) #
> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>


No combovers please.

Shave it all off and become a skinhead.


 
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JaR
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      06-16-2004
On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 11:30:26 -0700, Broose Williz extemporised:

> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.


SWMBO claims my shiny dome is sexy. Thinks I have a cute butt, too. Gals'
got good taste, I'll give her that!

JaR
Bald Thug

 
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Neil
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      06-16-2004
JaR <> wrote in
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> SWMBO claims my shiny dome is sexy.


and your Mom told you the other kids only tease you becuase they like
you...

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"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
 
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Rowdy Yates
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      06-17-2004
"Broose Williz" <> wrote in
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> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>


telly savalas was bald and he was kojak.

his poster is on sale.
http://www.allposters.com/gallery.as...35&item=305749


(what's my point?)

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
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