posted without comment

So you guys are saying that billyw has definately heard this
phrase?

"Are you my daaaaaaddddyyyy

Sorry to hear that, just when you think you know a guy.

Sandworm (digging a hole as we speak)

----- JaR wrote: ----

On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 17:25:54 -0400, Ken Briscoe extemporised

> "Sandworm" <> wrote in messag
> news:9E153D4E-CC24-4661-A5CA-..
>>>>----- Consultant wrote: ----
>>>>>>uncle dirt
>>>>>> He is bad man, very very very bad man. I see him in my fields at nigh
>> bothering my sheep
>> no, that's billyw
>> *doesn't bother to run...billy's too far away

Ah, yes. Scotland. Where the men wear dresses, and the sheep are nervous

*doesn't bother to run, either, but steps behind Ken

Ja
Prudent Thu

=?Utf-8?B?U2FuZHdvcm0=?=

Vigo Breadcrumbs <> wrote in news:uLmxc.55424
$:

> Frisbee® <> wrote in
news:eQAbexXTEHA.3968
> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>>> I beg your pardon?
>>
>> Tell us a story, Uncle Vigo!
>
> Nothing really interesting of late.
>
> I earned $45 American cash money this morning from one of my "clients"
> for 1. pointing out they had a bad network cable and 2. showing someone
> that Kazaa (or however one spells it) was the reason their CPU was
stuck
> at 90% use. I gotta set a higher minimum charge.
>
> I fished a giant (6") dead rat out of my attic last week. Even after
> getting squashed by the rat trap, it managed to drag itself about 20
> feet before expiring.
>
> I'm in all likelihood going to be denied a job as a desktop support
tech
> with the local circuit court administration because I lack an A+
> certification. 10 years fvcking experience putting hardware together
> gets trumped by a brain-dead cert, I guess. I'm sure there's other
> reasons, but still. Since it's a public agency, and my state has (for
a
> little while longer, anyway) strong open government laws, I may amuse
> myself by saying I believe I was descriminated against, and demand to
> review the applications and personnel files of all the IT staff.
>

*snif*
I want a story! come on Uncle Vigo! I wont go to bed without a good
story...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

Rick Vigorous <> wrote in news:zEmxc.55423
$:

> "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in news:
> #:
>
>>> I beg your pardon?
>>
>> Apparently, your relative.
>>
>>
>> congrats!
>
> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>
> hoo.
>

your split personality is showing again...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

Neil <> wrote in
news:Xns9502E2BE49433neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16:

>> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>> hoo.
>>
>
> your split personality is showing again...

I "F" that up so frequently that it no longer deserves comment.




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Vigo Breadcrumbs

Neil <> wrote in
news:Xns9502E2987ED92neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16:

> *snif*
> I want a story! come on Uncle Vigo! I wont go to bed without a good
> story...

You employed people, always with the want, want, want. You want a story?
I want cash money. Doesn't mean either of us will be happy.


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Vigo Breadcrumbs

On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 13:52:46 +0000, Vigo Breadcrumbs extemporised:

> Neil <> wrote in
> news:Xns9502E2987ED92neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16:
>
>> *snif*
>> I want a story! come on Uncle Vigo! I wont go to bed without a good
>> story...
>
> You employed people, always with the want, want, want. You want a story?
> I want cash money. Doesn't mean either of us will be happy.

Awwww, c'mon. Tell us another one about the dot-communists!

JaR
Capitalist Thug

JaR

Vigo Breadcrumbs <> wrote in
news:OCExc.92458$ :

> Neil <> wrote in
> news:Xns9502E2987ED92neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16:
>
>> *snif*
>> I want a story! come on Uncle Vigo! I wont go to bed without a good
>> story...
>
> You employed people, always with the want, want, want. You want a
> story? I want cash money. Doesn't mean either of us will be happy.
>
>

I work for the gummint, how much $$ would you like....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

JaR <> wrote in
news:

> On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 13:52:46 +0000, Vigo Breadcrumbs extemporised:
>
>> Neil <> wrote in
>> news:Xns9502E2987ED92neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16:
>>
>>> *snif*
>>> I want a story! come on Uncle Vigo! I wont go to bed without a good
>>> story...
>>
>> You employed people, always with the want, want, want. You want a
>> story? I want cash money. Doesn't mean either of us will be happy.
>
> Awwww, c'mon. Tell us another one about the dot-communists!
>
> JaR
> Capitalist Thug
>

I could probably write it off as a research project....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

Vigo Breadcrumbs <> wrote in news:tlExc.92455
$:

> I "F" that up so frequently that it no longer deserves comment.

couldn't you make it into a story? (the tale of Rick Vigorous by Uncle
Vigo)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 09:53:53 -0700, Neil extemporised:

> Vigo Breadcrumbs <> wrote in news:tlExc.92455
> $:
>
>> I "F" that up so frequently that it no longer deserves comment.
>
> couldn't you make it into a story? (the tale of Rick Vigorous by Uncle
> Vigo)

Sounds like a pr0n movie title.

JaR
Video Thug

JaR