Go Back   Velocity Reviews > Newsgroups > MCSE
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply

MCSE - cert.exam.mcse

 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 05-12-2004, 07:27 AM   #1
Default cert.exam.mcse


Ser Iwant do this mcse certfied course please give me
details your course requirment and examination fees (give
the detail of per semester exam fee) Thank you.


Pankaj
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 08:55 AM   #2
Darth 2000
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
Yes please. Make that a large.
-----------------------
Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010



"Pankaj" <> wrote in message
news:bbd501c437ea$30de0c70$...
> Ser Iwant do this mcse certfied course please give me
> details your course requirment and examination fees (give
> the detail of per semester exam fee) Thank you.





Darth 2000
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 12:37 PM   #3
Neil
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
"Darth 2000" <hasan_at_uh_dot_com_dot_au> wrote in news:#ApVVa$NEHA.3312
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Yes please. Make that a large.
> -----------------------
> Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010
>
>


would you like fries with that?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"


Neil
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 02:08 PM   #4
Ken Briscoe
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
"Neil" <> wrote in message
news:Xns94E74D7A1621Eneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16...
> "Darth 2000" <hasan_at_uh_dot_com_dot_au> wrote in news:#ApVVa$NEHA.3312
> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > Yes please. Make that a large.
> > -----------------------
> > Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010
> >
> >

>
> would you like fries with that?


No, thank you. I'm on the atkins diet, so if you could, substitute a small
salad for the fries. And no ice in my drink! Also, because of the diet, I
can't have bread. So just a slab of meat, some cheese, and ketchup would be
great. You know, actually, since I'm not having bread, I could have 2
burgers! Yeah, I'll take 2. But no bread!

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com




Ken Briscoe
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 02:41 PM   #5
MS-Guru
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
Hi Pankaj,

THis is a newsgroup and there are some really big dickheads who usually are
on here 24*7 and dont give good advice.

You need to research material by yourself from the internet and as far as
the exams are concerned you can schedule them online with prometric. You can
also go to local training centers who might help you with the training.

visit www.microsoft.com and hit the training link.

- Mg

"Pankaj" <> wrote in message
news:bbd501c437ea$30de0c70$...
> Ser Iwant do this mcse certfied course please give me
> details your course requirment and examination fees (give
> the detail of per semester exam fee) Thank you.





MS-Guru
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 02:46 PM   #6
Brian
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote
> No, thank you. I'm on the atkins diet, so if you could, substitute a small
> salad for the fries. And no ice in my drink! Also, because of the diet, I
> can't have bread. So just a slab of meat, some cheese, and ketchup would

be
> great. You know, actually, since I'm not having bread, I could have 2
> burgers! Yeah, I'll take 2. But no bread!


Dang, I used to have a Bloom County cartoon like that. Opus walks into
Burger King and demands a burger hold the bun. When they say they can't do
that, he rants about how it says you can "have it your way". So they give in
and let him have a hamburger, hold the bun. When they ask if there is
anything else, he orders "milkshake, hold the cup".




Brian
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 02:48 PM   #7
Ken Briscoe
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
"MS-Guru" <> wrote in message
news:Og$...
>
> - Mg
>


Shouldn't that be "MSG"? Just curious.


--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com




Ken Briscoe
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 04:20 PM   #8
Darth 2000
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
Come to think of it, "Super-Size" that order and hold the MSG.
-----------------------
Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010



"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in message
news:...
> "MS-Guru" <> wrote in message
> news:Og$...
> >
> > - Mg
> >

>
> Shouldn't that be "MSG"? Just curious.
>
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>





Darth 2000
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 05:24 PM   #9
JaR
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
On Wed, 12 May 2004 09:41:15 -0400, MS-Guru extemporised:

> Hi Pankaj,
>
> THis is a newsgroup and there are some really big dickheads who usually are
> on here 24*7 and dont give good advice.


This is a newsgwoup? No kidding? That's gweat! There a weally big fwiends
here 24*7? Gwoovy!

What's so funny?

Biggus Dickus
MCNGP XXII


JaR
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2004, 05:34 PM   #10
JaR
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: cert.exam.mcse
On Wed, 12 May 2004 09:08:28 -0400, Ken Briscoe extemporised:

> "Neil" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns94E74D7A1621Eneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248 .16...
>> "Darth 2000" <hasan_at_uh_dot_com_dot_au> wrote in news:#ApVVa$NEHA.3312
>> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>>
>> > Yes please. Make that a large.
>> > -----------------------
>> > Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010
>> >
>> >

>>
>> would you like fries with that?

>
> No, thank you. I'm on the atkins diet, so if you could, substitute a small
> salad for the fries. And no ice in my drink! Also, because of the diet, I
> can't have bread. So just a slab of meat, some cheese, and ketchup would be
> great. You know, actually, since I'm not having bread, I could have 2
> burgers! Yeah, I'll take 2. But no bread!



Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.


Waitress: A No. 2, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?


Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the
toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't
broken any rules.

JaR
Thug #5EP



JaR
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2 ©2009, Crawlability, Inc.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46