HOW TO DUMP STEP 1

FIND EXAM TO TAKE.

DUMPKING

how to dump at work or in public restroom
1. locate toilet
2. place ass gasket on seat
3. drop trou
4. sit on ass gasket taking care not to let your skin touch the toilet seat
5. take a deep breathe and with a steady forceful push, contract stomach
muscles above bowel, this will start the dump
6. breathe
7. continue contracting muscle to extract remaining feces from your bowel
8. unroll about 8-10 squares of toilet paper and fold over 2-3 times and
proceed to wipe
9. check toilet paper for content, if if has wiped clean on the first wipe,
place in bowl and flush
10. if not a clean wipe at first repeat step 8 until you get a clean wipe
11. flush


"DUMPKING" <> wrote in message
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> FIND EXAM TO TAKE.

Consultant

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
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> how to dump at work or in public restroom
> 1. locate toilet

check.

> 2. place ass gasket on seat

maybe this is why i have a funny rash on my bum bum.

> 3. drop trou

important, but often overlooked step.

> 4. sit on ass gasket taking care not to let your skin touch the toilet
seat



> 5. take a deep breathe and with a steady forceful push, contract stomach
> muscles above bowel, this will start the dump

and we're off to the races!

> 6. breathe

unless you're eddiepox. then don't.

> 7. continue contracting muscle to extract remaining feces from your bowel

note: this may take a few minutes. be patient.

> 8. unroll about 8-10 squares of toilet paper and fold over 2-3 times and
> proceed to wipe

Front to back, or back to front? {$1 to Howard Stern}

> 9. check toilet paper for content, if if has wiped clean on the first
wipe,
> place in bowl and flush

What do you do if you are blind?

> 10. if not a clean wipe at first repeat step 8 until you get a clean wipe

note: depending on severity of dump, step 8 may need to be repeated multiple
times.

> 11. flush

hehehehe, no.

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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

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Ken Briscoe

"Ken Briscoe" <> wrote in news:#2Mutr7IEHA.1220
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>> 2. place ass gasket on seat
>
> maybe this is why i have a funny rash on my bum bum.

"when using a public toilet, never use your own ass. always use someone
elses ass", robert klein, circa. 1970's.

Rowdy Yates

On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 06:47:59 -0700, "Consultant"
<> wrote:

>how to dump at work or in public restroom
>1. locate toilet
>2. place ass gasket on seat
>3. drop trou
>4. sit on ass gasket taking care not to let your skin touch the toilet seat
>5. take a deep breathe and with a steady forceful push, contract stomach
>muscles above bowel, this will start the dump
>6. breathe
>7. continue contracting muscle to extract remaining feces from your bowel
>8. unroll about 8-10 squares of toilet paper and fold over 2-3 times and
>proceed to wipe
>9. check toilet paper for content, if if has wiped clean on the first wipe,
>place in bowl and flush
>10. if not a clean wipe at first repeat step 8 until you get a clean wipe
>11. flush

Dude !!!!!!

Wash your hands !!

Please !?!?!?!?!?


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

Paul Lynch