HOW TO DUMP

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DUMPKING

oh how exiting

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showie

FYOU MOFO. PULL THAT MICROSOFT DICK OUT YOUR BUTT. IF THEY
WANT THEY CAN JUST GET THE BOOKS OFF MIRC AND STUDY LEGIT.
STILL AINT GONNA GET JOB WITH IT.

UNLESS CERT HAS LAB HANDSON COMPONENT, ITS WORTHLESS.

SO PULL MICROSOFT DICK OUT OF ASS PLEASE. THANK YOU.

NO MORE HIGH AND MIGHTLY BS FROM YOU.

YOU WANT TO HELP - THEN HELP OTHERWISE GET OUT AND GET A
LIFE.


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DUMPKING

Troll.

"DUMPKING" <> wrote in message
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> FYOU MOFO. PULL THAT MICROSOFT DICK OUT YOUR BUTT. IF THEY
> WANT THEY CAN JUST GET THE BOOKS OFF MIRC AND STUDY LEGIT.
> STILL AINT GONNA GET JOB WITH IT.
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> UNLESS CERT HAS LAB HANDSON COMPONENT, ITS WORTHLESS.
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> SO PULL MICROSOFT DICK OUT OF ASS PLEASE. THANK YOU.
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> NO MORE HIGH AND MIGHTLY BS FROM YOU.
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> YOU WANT TO HELP - THEN HELP OTHERWISE GET OUT AND GET A
> LIFE.
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Hired Goon

"Hired Goon" <> wrote in news:OYU5kv6IEHA.3820
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> Troll.
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and an ass****er

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil

WHY WHY WHY do you people continue to talk to this guy? He has said some
pretty hateful things about my family and I and I STILL won't give him the
satisfaction of letting it bother me... I just ignore him... why can't you
do the same?????

--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
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> and an ass****er
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> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Brat

how to dump at work or in public restroom
1. locate toilet
2. place ass gasket on seat
3. drop trou
4. sit on ass gasket taking care not to let your skin touch the toilet seat
5. take a deep breathe and with a steady forceful push, contract stomach
muscles above bowel, this will start the dump
6. breathe
7. continue contracting muscle to extract remaining feces from your bowel
8. unroll about 8-10 squares of toilet paper and fold over 2-3 times and
proceed to wipe
9. check toilet paper for content, if if has wiped clean on the first wipe,
place in bowl and flush
10. if not a clean wipe at first repeat step 8 until you get a clean wipe
11. flush



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Consultant

"Consultant" <> wrote in
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> how to dump at work or in public restroom
> 1. locate toilet
> 2. place ass gasket on seat
> 3. drop trou
> 4. sit on ass gasket taking care not to let your skin touch the toilet
> seat 5. take a deep breathe and with a steady forceful push, contract
> stomach muscles above bowel, this will start the dump
> 6. breathe
> 7. continue contracting muscle to extract remaining feces from your
> bowel 8. unroll about 8-10 squares of toilet paper and fold over 2-3
> times and proceed to wipe
> 9. check toilet paper for content, if if has wiped clean on the first
> wipe, place in bowl and flush
> 10. if not a clean wipe at first repeat step 8 until you get a clean
> wipe 11. flush
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> "DUMPKING" <> wrote in message
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don't forget to "strain a bit"!

Rowdy Yates

Go away little troll
Go away little troll
I'm not supposed chat with you

I know that your taunts are sweet,
but our posts must never meet.
I'm flaming somebody else, I must be true

Oh, go away little troll
(Go away little troll)
Go away little troll
(Go away little troll)
It's hurting me more each minute that we delay

When you're post to me like this you're much too hard to resist
So, go away little troll, before I beg you to stay.

(Go away little troll)
Go away little troll
(Go away little troll)
Oh, go away little troll
(It hurts me more, the more that we delay)

When you're berate me like this you're much too hard to resist
So, go away little troll
Let's call it a day little troll
Please, go away little troll, before I beg you to stay.

(Go away)
Go away little troll
(Go away)
Go away little troll
(Go away)
Please, go away little troll
(Go away)
Go away little troll
(Go away)

kpg

Sorry, I wasn't singing to you.

I was just trying to explain that
the urge to retort is strong.

We want them to go away,
but the spectacle of ignorance and
stupidity draws us, it's human nature.

Yes, to engage them gives them just
what they came for, and it should be
avoided, but it's so hard to resist.

Lets take it one day at a time.

Lets all say to ourselves: I won't
feed the trolls today. I can wait.
I don't need it that bad. I will resist.
Soon the urge will pass.

Don't feed the trolls.
Don't feed the trolls.
Don't feed the trolls.

(tranquil thoughts...)

kpg