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Old 02-13-2004, 07:40 PM   #1
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The Source Code to Windows 2000 revealed at last:

Use it wisely!

JaR

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big1600000;
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}




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Old 02-13-2004, 07:46 PM   #2
Consultant
 
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sweet, thanks!

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> The Source Code to Windows 2000 revealed at last:
>
> Use it wisely!
>
> JaR
>
> /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "win98.h"
> #include "workst~1.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #include "monopoly.h"
> #define INSTALL HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big1600000;
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> }
>
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
>
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
>




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Old 02-13-2004, 09:34 PM   #3
kpg
 
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LOL

Its funny because its true.

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> The Source Code to Windows 2000 revealed at last:
>
> Use it wisely!
>
> JaR
>
> /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "win98.h"
> #include "workst~1.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #include "monopoly.h"
> #define INSTALL HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big1600000;
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> }
>
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
>
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
>




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Old 02-13-2004, 09:47 PM   #4
The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere
 
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Default Re: Source Code
Anyone can see that this is not the *real* source code. Every idiot
knows that windows is written in Java.

On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 11:40:52 -0800, JaR
<> wrote:

>
>The Source Code to Windows 2000 revealed at last:
>
>Use it wisely!
>
>JaR
>
>/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>#include "win31.h"
>#include "win95.h"
>#include "win98.h"
>#include "workst~1.h"
>#include "evenmore.h"
>#include "oldstuff.h"
>#include "billrulz.h"
>#include "monopoly.h"
>#define INSTALL HARD
>
>char make_prog_look_big1600000;
>void main()
>{
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> }
>
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
>
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
>}
>


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Old 02-13-2004, 09:56 PM   #5
LnkWizard
 
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Are you sure? I heard it was written in Visual Basic with some Lisp thrown
in for good measure.

--
Alan Gregersen
"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:...
> Anyone can see that this is not the *real* source code. Every idiot
> knows that windows is written in Java.
>
> On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 11:40:52 -0800, JaR
> <> wrote:
>
> >
> >The Source Code to Windows 2000 revealed at last:
> >
> >Use it wisely!

<snip>

> > create_general_protection_fault();
> >}
> >
>
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3




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Old 02-13-2004, 09:56 PM   #6
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> Anyone can see that this is not the *real* source code. Every idiot
> knows that windows is written in Java.

Every idiot knows that, true. But not every idiot could tell that that
*wasn't* Java.

Side note: Took a C/C++ class freshman year in college. Aced it. So easy.
Next semester, took another one. Did great. Didn't like it as much, but did
great. Sophomore year comes around, I decide I wanted to take a Java class.
I figured, hey, I'm already getting good at C/C++, might as well try Java,
right? It's the *future*! So I took the class. Flunked miserably. I just
*couldn't* grasp it, for some reason. I still have the books, and I mess
around with it now and then, just for kicks. I've taught myself more Java
than I learned from that whole class. It was ridiculously hard, even though
it's roughly based on C. What a scam. Crap language.


--

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Old 02-13-2004, 10:08 PM   #7
Rowdy Yates
 
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rubish. windows is written in .NET. fools...

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news::

> Anyone can see that this is not the *real* source code. Every idiot
> knows that windows is written in Java.
>
> On Fri, 13 Feb 2004 11:40:52 -0800, JaR
> <> wrote:
>
>>
>>The Source Code to Windows 2000 revealed at last:
>>
>>Use it wisely!
>>
>>JaR
>>
>>/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>>#include "win31.h"
>>#include "win95.h"
>>#include "win98.h"
>>#include "workst~1.h"
>>#include "evenmore.h"
>>#include "oldstuff.h"
>>#include "billrulz.h"
>>#include "monopoly.h"
>>#define INSTALL HARD
>>
>>char make_prog_look_big1600000;
>>void main()
>>{
>> while(!CRASHED)
>> {
>> display_copyright_message();
>> display_bill_rules_message();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> if (first_time_installation)
>> {
>> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
>> disable_Netscape();
>> disable_RealPlayer();
>> disable_Lotus_Products();
>> hang_system();
>> }
>>
>> write_something(anything);
>> display_copyright_message();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> do_some_stuff();
>>
>> if (still_not_crashed)
>> {
>> display_copyright_message();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> basically_run_windows_3.1();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> do_nothing_loop();
>> }
>> }
>>
>> if (detect_cache())
>> disable_cache();
>>
>> if (fast_cpu())
>> {
>> set_wait_states(lots);
>> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>> }
>>
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
>> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
>> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>>
>> if (system_ok())
>> crash(to_dos_prompt)
>> else
>> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>>
>> while(something)
>> {
>> sleep(5);
>> get_user_input();
>> sleep(5);
>> act_on_user_input();
>> sleep(5);
>> }
>> create_general_protection_fault();
>>}
>>
>
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3



--
Rowdy Yates
Things I learnt in the army:
-------------------------------
Rule #1 -
When they say, "We are going to ambush the enemy".
It really means, "We are heavily outnumbered and no one wants to help
us."
-------------------------------
I am Against-TCPA
http://www.againsttcpa.com


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Old 02-13-2004, 10:12 PM   #8
The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere
 
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>Every idiot knows that, true. But not every idiot could tell that that
>*wasn't* Java.

don could. He did boot camp, don't you know...

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Old 02-13-2004, 10:12 PM   #9
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>Are you sure? I heard it was written in Visual Basic with some Lisp thrown
>in for good measure.

Now that's really taking the lisp!

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Old 02-13-2004, 10:15 PM   #10
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>Side note: Took a C/C++ class freshman year in college. Aced it. So easy.
>Next semester, took another one. Did great. Didn't like it as much, but did
>great. Sophomore year comes around, I decide I wanted to take a Java class.
>I figured, hey, I'm already getting good at C/C++, might as well try Java,
>right? It's the *future*! So I took the class. Flunked miserably. I just
>*couldn't* grasp it, for some reason. I still have the books, and I mess
>around with it now and then, just for kicks. I've taught myself more Java
>than I learned from that whole class. It was ridiculously hard, even though
>it's roughly based on C. What a scam. Crap language.

Could get into all sorts debating here, but won't.... At the end of
the day it comes down to the right tools for the right job.

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