[OT] Top 10 reasons

With thanx to catseyenu over in the Spare Room at news.securecomp.org:

Top 10 Reasons to open an email attachment... or Why am I infected.

10. It said it was from a friend and I know they wouldn't send me anything
bad.

9. what's an email attachment?

8. The icon was cute.

7. The name was cute.

6. I updated my virus definitions last month so I thought I was safe.

5. Isn't my ISP supposed to stop those things?

4. I heard it was a Microsoft program so I figured it wouldn't work anyways.

3. I didn't open it, my significant other and/or son and/or daughter and/or
dad and/or mom and/or "anyone else but me" opened it. (honest).

2. cuz I am m0r 1337 zan virus riting 4ax0r5

1. click click click click I just gotta click click click. . getoutta my way
cause I gotta click a click clik.

JaR

On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 13:31:00 -0800, "JaR" <>
wrote:

>With thanx to catseyenu over in the Spare Room at news.securecomp.org:
>
>Top 10 Reasons to open an email attachment... or Why am I infected.
>
>10. It said it was from a friend and I know they wouldn't send me anything
>bad.
>
>9. what's an email attachment?
>
>8. The icon was cute.
>
>7. The name was cute.
>
>6. I updated my virus definitions last month so I thought I was safe.
>
>5. Isn't my ISP supposed to stop those things?
>
>4. I heard it was a Microsoft program so I figured it wouldn't work anyways.
>
>3. I didn't open it, my significant other and/or son and/or daughter and/or
>dad and/or mom and/or "anyone else but me" opened it. (honest).
>
>2. cuz I am m0r 1337 zan virus riting 4ax0r5
>
>1. click click click click I just gotta click click click. . getoutta my way
>cause I gotta click a click clik.
>

Hehe, should repost to microsoft.public.security.virus.

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