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When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble and
let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if it
is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?

Let 'er rip, i say.
ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the smell,
let them excuese themselves.

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Darth 2000
Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.



"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
and
> let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
> request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
it
> is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
>
>

Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping liquid
mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual cover -up,
not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing center
with lysol?

"Darth 2000" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Let 'er rip, i say.
> ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
> the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the smell,
> let them excuese themselves.
>
> ---------------
> Darth 2000
> Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
>
>
>
> "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> news:%...
> > When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
> and
> > let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand
and
> > request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
> it
> > is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
> >
> >
>
>

I'd suggest carrying a can of scented fly spray. That way, when ur liquid
friends pop out to say hello, u can pretend the noise was a fly and
SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! Not only have u covered up the noise, but u have also left a
non-irritating citrus flavour in the air.

--
---------------
Darth 2000
Says: Stop the liquid. Use a tampon.



"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping
liquid
> mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
> ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
> brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
> prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
> situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual
cover -up,
> not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing center
> with lysol?
>
> "Darth 2000" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > Let 'er rip, i say.
> > ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
> > the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the
smell,
> > let them excuese themselves.
> >
> > ---------------
> > Darth 2000
> > Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> > news:%...
> > > When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you
gamble
> > and
> > > let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand
> and
> > > request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip
if
> > it
> > > is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

>moreover, last time this
>ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
>brown stain on my backside.

Which you now have framed in your trophy cabinet no doubt!

i say you go with an adult diaper. these are not only very handy in this
situation, but prove valuable in others. in addition, they are quite
fashionable.

"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping
liquid
> mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
> ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
> brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
> prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
> situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual
cover -up,
> not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing center
> with lysol?
>
> "Darth 2000" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > Let 'er rip, i say.
> > ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
> > the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the
smell,
> > let them excuese themselves.
> >
> > ---------------
> > Darth 2000
> > Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> > news:%...
> > > When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you
gamble
> > and
> > > let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand
> and
> > > request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip
if
> > it
> > > is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

if you do not know the test-taker next to you, i say you let 'er rip.


"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
and
> let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
> request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
it
> is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
>
>

i sat my last mcse exam still drunk from the night before....
and did what i had to,....

"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you gamble
and
> let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise hand and
> request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to rip if
it
> is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
>
>

fashionable where exactly...??

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
news:...
> i say you go with an adult diaper. these are not only very handy in this
> situation, but prove valuable in others. in addition, they are quite
> fashionable.
>
> "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping
> liquid
> > mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
> > ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
> > brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
> > prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
> > situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual
> cover -up,
> > not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing
center
> > with lysol?
> >
> > "Darth 2000" <> wrote in message
> > news:...
> > > Let 'er rip, i say.
> > > ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
> > > the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the
> smell,
> > > let them excuese themselves.
> > >
> > > ---------------
> > > Darth 2000
> > > Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> > > news:%...
> > > > When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you
> gamble
> > > and
> > > > let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise
hand
> > and
> > > > request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to
rip
> if
> > > it
> > > > is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

unless someone else has an allergic reaction to it

"Darth 2000" <> wrote in message
news:...
> I'd suggest carrying a can of scented fly spray. That way, when ur liquid
> friends pop out to say hello, u can pretend the noise was a fly and
> SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! Not only have u covered up the noise, but u have also left
a
> non-irritating citrus flavour in the air.
>
> --
> ---------------
> Darth 2000
> Says: Stop the liquid. Use a tampon.
>
>
>
> "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > Good advice darth 2000. lately much to my chagrin, i've been ripping
> liquid
> > mixed in with the gases. that is not good. moreover, last time this
> > ocurred i was attired in white sweat pants and had a nice embarrassing
> > brown stain on my backside. needless to say, i now purchase dark,
> > prefereably brown undergarments and brown sweat pants to camoflauge this
> > situation when it occurs. however, this only provides the visual
> cover -up,
> > not the smell sensory cover - up. lysol? can i deodorize testing
center
> > with lysol?
> >
> > "Darth 2000" <> wrote in message
> > news:...
> > > Let 'er rip, i say.
> > > ur the one who enjoys the smell of ur own.
> > > the problem exists with the other examinees. If they don't like the
> smell,
> > > let them excuese themselves.
> > >
> > > ---------------
> > > Darth 2000
> > > Says: To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Network Guru" <> wrote in message
> > > news:%...
> > > > When sitting for exam, and under tight time constraints, do you
> gamble
> > > and
> > > > let one rip and blame it on testtaker next to you or do you raise
hand
> > and
> > > > request permission to go to latrine and still may not be able to
rip
> if
> > > it
> > > > is crowded. Or do you eschew eating beans prior to test taking?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>