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Old 12-08-2003, 04:43 PM   #1
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Signs you may be a Canadian

1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.

2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"

3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just
spilled my poutine"

4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

5. You drink pop, not soda.

6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.

7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"

8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
anthem.

9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.

10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
electronic devices.

11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place
to travel to and has good cigars.

13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it
instead of telling them to stay out of it.

14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't
want to know if he has!

15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a small
town in Quebec.

19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".

22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the US
and burn its capital to the ground.

24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.

25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not mean
that it's electric.

26. You read rather than scanned this list.

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Old 12-09-2003, 02:44 AM   #2
Andy Foster
 
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On Mon, 08 Dec 2003 11:43:24 -0500, Frisbee® MCNGP wrote:

> Signs you may be a Canadian
>
> 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>
> 2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
>
> 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I
> just spilled my poutine"
>
> 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>
> 5. You drink pop, not soda.
>
> 6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.
>
> 7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"
>
> 8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
> anthem.
>
> 9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
>
> 10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
> electronic devices.
>
> 11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
>
> 12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap
> place to travel to and has good cigars.
>
> 13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it
> instead of telling them to stay out of it.
>
> 14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't
> want to know if he has!
>
> 15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
>
> 16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
>
> 17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
> 18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a
> small town in Quebec.
>
> 19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
>
> 20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
> 21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
>
> 22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
>
> 23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the US
> and burn its capital to the ground.
>
> 24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.
>
> 25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not mean
> that it's electric.
>
> 26. You read rather than scanned this list.


10/26 qualifies you as British, as does taking the time to read the
questions.



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Old 12-09-2003, 08:24 PM   #3
billyw
 
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exactly.. as does having an informed opinion..



> 10/26 qualifies you as British, as does taking the time to read the
> questions.
>





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Old 12-09-2003, 09:33 PM   #4
Brat
 
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god damn Rogers!! can someone repost? all I got was what is shown below!
I knew it was weird that nothing got thru yesterday...
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"billyw" <> wrote in message
news:...
> exactly.. as does having an informed opinion..
>
>
>
> > 10/26 qualifies you as British, as does taking the time to read the
> > questions.
> >

>
>





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Old 12-09-2003, 09:39 PM   #5
Jtyc
 
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> god damn Rogers!! can someone repost? all I got was what is shown below!
> I knew it was weird that nothing got thru yesterday...
> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Anything for you my dear.

---------------------


Signs you may be a Canadian

1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.

2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"

3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just
spilled my poutine"

4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

5. You drink pop, not soda.

6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.

7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"

8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
anthem.

9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.

10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
electronic devices.

11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place
to travel to and has good cigars.

13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it
instead of telling them to stay out of it.

14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't
want to know if he has!

15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a small
town in Quebec.

19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".

22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the US
and burn its capital to the ground.

24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.

25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not mean
that it's electric.

26. You read rather than scanned this list.





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Old 12-09-2003, 09:55 PM   #6
billyw
 
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is brat a burd

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:...
> > god damn Rogers!! can someone repost? all I got was what is shown

below!
> > I knew it was weird that nothing got thru yesterday...
> > grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>
> Anything for you my dear.
>
> ---------------------
>
>
> Signs you may be a Canadian
>
> 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>
> 2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
>
> 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I

just
> spilled my poutine"
>
> 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>
> 5. You drink pop, not soda.
>
> 6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.
>
> 7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"
>
> 8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
> anthem.
>
> 9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
>
> 10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
> electronic devices.
>
> 11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
>
> 12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap

place
> to travel to and has good cigars.
>
> 13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it
> instead of telling them to stay out of it.
>
> 14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't
> want to know if he has!
>
> 15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
>
> 16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
>
> 17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
> 18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a

small
> town in Quebec.
>
> 19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
>
> 20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
> 21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
>
> 22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
>
> 23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the US
> and burn its capital to the ground.
>
> 24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.
>
> 25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not mean
> that it's electric.
>
> 26. You read rather than scanned this list.
>
>
>





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Old 12-09-2003, 10:03 PM   #7
Jtyc
 
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> is brat a burd

Yes.






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Old 12-09-2003, 10:06 PM   #8
Consultant
 
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yes

"billyw" <> wrote in message
news:...
> is brat a burd
>
> "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:...
> > > god damn Rogers!! can someone repost? all I got was what is shown

> below!
> > > I knew it was weird that nothing got thru yesterday...
> > > grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

> >
> > Anything for you my dear.
> >
> > ---------------------
> >
> >
> > Signs you may be a Canadian
> >
> > 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
> >
> > 2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
> >
> > 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I

> just
> > spilled my poutine"
> >
> > 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
> >
> > 5. You drink pop, not soda.
> >
> > 6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.
> >
> > 7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"
> >
> > 8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
> > anthem.
> >
> > 9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
> >
> > 10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
> > electronic devices.
> >
> > 11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
> >
> > 12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap

> place
> > to travel to and has good cigars.
> >
> > 13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix

it
> > instead of telling them to stay out of it.
> >
> > 14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and

don't
> > want to know if he has!
> >
> > 15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
> >
> > 16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
> >
> > 17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
> >
> > 18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a

> small
> > town in Quebec.
> >
> > 19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
> >
> > 20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
> >
> > 21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
> >
> > 22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
> >
> > 23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the

US
> > and burn its capital to the ground.
> >
> > 24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.
> >
> > 25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not

mean
> > that it's electric.
> >
> > 26. You read rather than scanned this list.
> >
> >
> >

>
>





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Old 12-09-2003, 11:42 PM   #9
Brat
 
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> > Anything for you my dear.
> >
> > ---------------------
> >


hehe no comment dahhlin lol

> >
> > Signs you may be a Canadian
> >
> > 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.


I still see the movie who cares how I get there.

> >
> > 2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
> >


well the low fat stuff sucks!!

> > 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I

> just
> > spilled my poutine"


YUM!!

> >
> > 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
> >


they are MADE of chocolate... duh!!

> > 5. You drink pop, not soda.
> >


and your point? (*sippin pepsi as I write*)

> > 6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.


eeep!!! *hides paycheque*

> >
> > 7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"
> >


there are 24 hours in a day... and 24 been in a flat... coincidence?

> > 8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
> > anthem.


Yeah, we aint into self fondling

> >
> > 9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
> >


suckers!!

> > 10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
> > electronic devices.


*sigh* yup

> >
> > 11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.


ahh we are a friendly lot no?

> >
> > 12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap

> place
> > to travel to and has good cigars.


ignorance is bliss

> >
> > 13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix

it
> > instead of telling them to stay out of it.


why get stressed... that's what they are paid for
I think lol

> >
> > 14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and

don't
> > want to know if he has!


ewwwwwwwwwwww NEXT subject please!!

> >
> > 15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
> >


we like variety

> > 16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
> >


haha

> > 17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.


hmmm... Americans have freeways with TOLLS... we have Highways... no
tolls... backwards me thinks!!

> >
> > 18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a

> small
> > town in Quebec.


lol look ma, I learned something new today
I call it a sofa!

> >
> > 19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
> >


its the diamond shaped thingy right?

> > 20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.


nope... in my wallet

> >
> > 21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
> >


what are thrills?

> > 22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."


lol

> >
> > 23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the

US
> > and burn its capital to the ground.


booh-rahh

> >
> > 24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.


well DUH!! At least ours admits his faults before election

> >
> > 25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not

mean
> > that it's electric.


hahahahahaha

> >
> > 26. You read rather than scanned this list.
> >
> >


yikes... caught me lol

but do ya still love me?

> >

>
>





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Old 12-09-2003, 11:42 PM   #10
Brat
 
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lol go figure... someone reposts and I don't get it AGAIN!! lol at least I
picked it up here... thanks C

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
news:...
> yes
>
> "billyw" <> wrote in message
> news:...
> > is brat a burd
> >
> > "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:...
> > > > god damn Rogers!! can someone repost? all I got was what is shown

> > below!
> > > > I knew it was weird that nothing got thru yesterday...
> > > > grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
> > >
> > > Anything for you my dear.
> > >
> > > ---------------------
> > >
> > >
> > > Signs you may be a Canadian
> > >
> > > 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
> > >
> > > 2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
> > >
> > > 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I

> > just
> > > spilled my poutine"
> > >
> > > 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
> > >
> > > 5. You drink pop, not soda.
> > >
> > > 6. You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.
> > >
> > > 7. You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin eh!!"
> > >
> > > 8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national
> > > anthem.
> > >
> > > 9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
> > >
> > > 10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not
> > > electronic devices.
> > >
> > > 11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
> > >
> > > 12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap

> > place
> > > to travel to and has good cigars.
> > >
> > > 13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix

> it
> > > instead of telling them to stay out of it.
> > >
> > > 14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and

> don't
> > > want to know if he has!
> > >
> > > 15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
> > >
> > > 16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
> > >
> > > 17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
> > >
> > > 18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - because Chesterfield is a

> > small
> > > town in Quebec.
> > >
> > > 19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
> > >
> > > 20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
> > >
> > > 21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
> > >
> > > 22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
> > >
> > > 23 You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the

> US
> > > and burn its capital to the ground.
> > >
> > > 24. You voted for a political leader who admitted to smoking pot.
> > >
> > > 25. You understand that having an extension cord on your car does not

> mean
> > > that it's electric.
> > >
> > > 26. You read rather than scanned this list.
> > >
> > >
> > >

> >
> >

>
>





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