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CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ
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      09-19-2006
My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
some of you may recognize my moniker.

I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
vehicles, etc...

I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.

My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
called me a bastard in an email.

My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
around my house at night trying to set me up.

My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
how those things may come to fruition.

My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
eyes.

My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
didn't remember how old I am and could care less.

So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
earth really do care about me.

I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
kind.

Thanks,

Altie

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philo
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      09-19-2006

<snip>.
>
> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
> called me a bastard in an email.
>



sorry someone called you " a bastard in an email"


have a happy birthday



once i was in a grocery store...
and i heard all the employees of the store wish someone named Eldon (one at
a time)
a happy birthday....

about 3 minutes later...over the same PA system I heard an announcement:


Eldon!!!! to the dairy isle with a mop ASAP!!!!



sp at least one person had a worse BD than you!


 
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Sybil
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      09-19-2006
CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>
> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
> vehicles, etc...
>
> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>
> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
> called me a bastard in an email.
>
> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>
> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
> how those things may come to fruition.
>
> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
> eyes.
>
> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>
> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
> earth really do care about me.
>
> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
> kind.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Altie
>


Dearest Altie,

I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
save you from your misery.

May you have the happiest of birthdays today...

A gift to you, my friend...

I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)

And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.

May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.

Amen
 
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CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ
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      09-19-2006
On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
<(E-Mail Removed) > wrote:

>CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>>
>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
>> vehicles, etc...
>>
>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>>
>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
>> called me a bastard in an email.
>>
>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>>
>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
>> how those things may come to fruition.
>>
>> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
>> eyes.
>>
>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>>
>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
>> earth really do care about me.
>>
>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
>> kind.
>>
>> Thanks,
>>
>> Altie
>>

>
>Dearest Altie,
>
>I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
>I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
>and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
>save you from your misery.


Wow, that sounds like some serious ****. I am flabbergasted that you
would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
kindness.

>
>May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
>
>A gift to you, my friend...
>
>I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
>hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
>do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
>therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
>of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)


That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
someone cares.

One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.

>
>And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.


This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.

>
>May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.


>Amen


Right back at ya, Sybil.

Altie
 
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JAMES
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      09-20-2006

"CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ" <CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ@dac.com> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
> <(E-Mail Removed) > wrote:
>
>>CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>>>
>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
>>> vehicles, etc...
>>>
>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>>>
>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
>>> called me a bastard in an email.
>>>
>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>>>
>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
>>> how those things may come to fruition.
>>>
>>> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
>>> eyes.
>>>
>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>>>
>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
>>> earth really do care about me.
>>>
>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
>>> kind.
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>>
>>> Altie
>>>

>>
>>Dearest Altie,
>>
>>I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
>>I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
>>and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
>>save you from your misery.

>
> Wow, that sounds like some serious ****. I am flabbergasted that you
> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
> kindness.
>
>>
>>May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
>>
>>A gift to you, my friend...
>>
>>I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
>>hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
>>do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
>>therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
>>of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)

>
> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
> someone cares.
>
> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
>
>>
>>And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.

>
> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
>
>>
>>May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.

>
>>Amen

>
> Right back at ya, Sybil.
>
> Altie

This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
same
Jim


 
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      09-20-2006
On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:39 -0400, "JAMES"
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
>"CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ" <CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ@dac.com> wrote in message
>news:(E-Mail Removed).. .
>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
>> <(E-Mail Removed) > wrote:
>>
>>>CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
>>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
>>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>>>>
>>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
>>>> vehicles, etc...
>>>>
>>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>>>>
>>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
>>>> called me a bastard in an email.
>>>>
>>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
>>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
>>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
>>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
>>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>>>>
>>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
>>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
>>>> how those things may come to fruition.
>>>>
>>>> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
>>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
>>>> eyes.
>>>>
>>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
>>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>>>>
>>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
>>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
>>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
>>>> earth really do care about me.
>>>>
>>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
>>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
>>>> kind.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks,
>>>>
>>>> Altie
>>>>
>>>
>>>Dearest Altie,
>>>
>>>I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
>>>I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
>>>and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
>>>save you from your misery.

>>
>> Wow, that sounds like some serious ****. I am flabbergasted that you
>> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
>> kindness.
>>
>>>
>>>May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
>>>
>>>A gift to you, my friend...
>>>
>>>I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
>>>hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
>>>do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
>>>therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
>>>of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)

>>
>> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
>> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
>> someone cares.
>>
>> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
>> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
>> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
>> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
>> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
>>
>>>
>>>And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.

>>
>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
>>
>>>
>>>May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.

>>
>>>Amen

>>
>> Right back at ya, Sybil.
>>
>> Altie

> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
>Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
>same


Jim, I am not bald. I thought most hair growth formulas are supposed
to be applied directly to the head, right? Even if this Cialis is a
hair growth hormone pill or something, I still don't need it.
 
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Oldus Fartus
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      09-20-2006
CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:39 -0400, "JAMES"
> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>> "CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ" <CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ@dac.com> wrote in message
>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
>>> <(E-Mail Removed) > wrote:
>>>
>>>> CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
>>>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
>>>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>>>>>
>>>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
>>>>> vehicles, etc...
>>>>>
>>>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>>>>>
>>>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
>>>>> called me a bastard in an email.
>>>>>
>>>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
>>>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
>>>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
>>>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
>>>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>>>>>
>>>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
>>>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
>>>>> how those things may come to fruition.
>>>>>
>>>>> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
>>>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
>>>>> eyes.
>>>>>
>>>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
>>>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
>>>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
>>>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
>>>>> earth really do care about me.
>>>>>
>>>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
>>>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
>>>>> kind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks,
>>>>>
>>>>> Altie
>>>>>
>>>> Dearest Altie,
>>>>
>>>> I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
>>>> I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
>>>> and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
>>>> save you from your misery.
>>> Wow, that sounds like some serious ****. I am flabbergasted that you
>>> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
>>> kindness.
>>>
>>>> May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
>>>>
>>>> A gift to you, my friend...
>>>>
>>>> I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
>>>> hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
>>>> do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
>>>> therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
>>>> of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)
>>> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
>>> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
>>> someone cares.
>>>
>>> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
>>> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
>>> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
>>> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
>>> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
>>>
>>>> And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.
>>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
>>>
>>>> May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.
>>>> Amen
>>> Right back at ya, Sybil.
>>>
>>> Altie

>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
>> Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
>> same

>
> Jim, I am not bald. I thought most hair growth formulas are supposed
> to be applied directly to the head, right? Even if this Cialis is a
> hair growth hormone pill or something, I still don't need it.


I believe the only time you would put Cialis on your head would be if
you were a dick head.

http://www.cialis.com/index.jsp



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      09-20-2006

"CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ" <CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ@dac.com> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>
> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
> vehicles, etc...
>
> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>
> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
> called me a bastard in an email.
>
> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>
> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
> how those things may come to fruition.
>
> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
> eyes.
>
> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>
> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
> earth really do care about me.
>
> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
> kind.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Altie
>
> --
> All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
> into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.
>



not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to go ****
yourself.

HTH, HAND, and GFIA




































 
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      09-20-2006
On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:07:18 +0800, Oldus Fartus
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:39 -0400, "JAMES"
>> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>>> "CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ" <CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ@dac.com> wrote in message
>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
>>>> <(E-Mail Removed) > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> CtrlĄ/AltĄ/DelĄ wrote:
>>>>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
>>>>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
>>>>>> vehicles, etc...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
>>>>>> called me a bastard in an email.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
>>>>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
>>>>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
>>>>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
>>>>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
>>>>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
>>>>>> how those things may come to fruition.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My daughter called me a mother****er and tried to cram a crayon into
>>>>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
>>>>>> eyes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
>>>>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
>>>>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
>>>>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
>>>>>> earth really do care about me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
>>>>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
>>>>>> kind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>>
>>>>> Dearest Altie,
>>>>>
>>>>> I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
>>>>> I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
>>>>> and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
>>>>> save you from your misery.
>>>> Wow, that sounds like some serious ****. I am flabbergasted that you
>>>> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
>>>> kindness.
>>>>
>>>>> May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
>>>>>
>>>>> A gift to you, my friend...
>>>>>
>>>>> I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
>>>>> hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
>>>>> do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
>>>>> therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
>>>>> of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)
>>>> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
>>>> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
>>>> someone cares.
>>>>
>>>> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
>>>> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
>>>> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
>>>> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
>>>> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
>>>>
>>>>> And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.
>>>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
>>>>
>>>>> May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.
>>>>> Amen
>>>> Right back at ya, Sybil.
>>>>
>>>> Altie
>>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
>>> Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
>>> same

>>
>> Jim, I am not bald. I thought most hair growth formulas are supposed
>> to be applied directly to the head, right? Even if this Cialis is a
>> hair growth hormone pill or something, I still don't need it.

>
>I believe the only time you would put Cialis on your head would be if
>you were a dick head.
>
>http://www.cialis.com/index.jsp



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      09-20-2006
On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:14:02 -0500, "sbb78247"
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>not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to go ****
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>HTH, HAND, and GFIA



No, sbb78247, that didn't help. You know this thread was just a joke,
don't you? When I am ready to mop the group with your face, I will
let you know, you won't have to ask.

HTH, HAND

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