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Aroused
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      08-17-2006
Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
this?

 
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Synapse Syndrome
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      08-17-2006

"Aroused" <> wrote in message
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> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
> this?


Are you german?

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David B
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      08-17-2006
Aroused wrote:

> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
> this?


It's a mental illness.


 
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      08-17-2006


Synapse Syndrome wrote:

> "Aroused" <> wrote in message
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> > Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
> > this?

>
> Are you german?


****in LOL!

Seriously.


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and3w
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      08-17-2006
probably caused by sliding pressure around/over the prostate gland...ever
noticed how, now and again if you have to really squeeze to lay yhte pipe,
you can emit a small amount of semen? This is caused by the same action;
Or you are ghey.
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> Aroused wrote:
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>> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
>> this?

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> It's a mental illness.
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Placenta Jinn
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      08-17-2006

"and3w" <> wrote in message news:seXEg.631$.. .
> probably caused by sliding pressure around/over the prostate gland...ever noticed how, now and again if you have to really
> squeeze to lay yhte pipe, you can emit a small amount of semen? This is caused by the same action;
> Or you are ghey.


Remember Bianca's "Love Shack"...

And the: "Daily Dump"...

One of the first web attractions...


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AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In.
(800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE,
Usenet Porn.)

> "David B" <> wrote in message news:...
>> Aroused wrote:
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>>> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
>>> this?

>>
>> It's a mental illness.
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      08-17-2006

"S_MacCloud" <"blibbity blappity boo"@[you-is-smart]yahoo.com> wrote in
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> Synapse Syndrome wrote:
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>> "Aroused" <> wrote in message
>> news: ups.com...
>> > Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
>> > this?

>>
>> Are you german?

>
> ****in LOL!
>
> Seriously.



Seriously, the german fascination with **** is very real. I found that most
of the toilets there have a shelf were the crap lands, above the water
level. This causes as much smell as possible and allows a thorough
inspection afterwards. It really is scary.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourc...it+fascination

ss.


 
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Positive Sex Fiend
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      08-17-2006
"Synapse Syndrome" <> wrote:
> "Aroused" <> wrote in message
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> > Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What causes
> > this?

>
> Are you german?
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> ss.

Excellent answer!
 
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Rhonda Lea Kirk
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      08-17-2006
Aroused wrote:
> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What
> causes this?


You need to have your prostate removed immediately. This will solve your
problem.

Well...

....it will solve that problem...but then you'll have to do something
about the dribbling.

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Rhonda Lea Kirk

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign,
that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift


 
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Dr. Bill
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      08-17-2006
Aroused wrote:
> Everytime I take a crap I'm suddenly very aroused sexually. What
> causes this?


Immediate action required! Get this prescription: Derma Omega's, Efamol,
GLA-EPA and / or Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, Marine Omega's or UltraVit Salmon
oil, Haarlemmer-oil, "Medicamentum Gratia Probatum" (90% terpentine, some
herbs and sulpher) Mix it in a bottle, fingers in the nose, butt-plug up the
ass and drink it, butt-plug out after one hour, important!!
http://nijsac.climbing.nl/images/014/000130.jpg

When that disgusts you, take it as one of my famous klyster lavages.

http://www.uniquemedicaltoys.com/ES_..._System_01.htm

This is strong medicine but it gets you quick on your feet again!



 
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