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EEng wrote:

> Juan Hung Lo wrote:
> > An engineer is someone who will calculate it to the nearest micron,
> > measure it with a ruler, mark it with a piece of chalk, and cut it
> > with an axe.
> >
> > I didn't include the above as a dig but I DID think that it was
> > amusing!
>
> AAAAHAHAHAHA that's PERFECT! Love it! My favorite is "A pessimist
> sees the glass as half empty, an optimist sees it as half full, but an
> engineer sees the glass as being twice the size it needs to be

You will never have what EQ has with his wife. NEVER.

On 29 Jul 2006 16:21:09 -0700, "EQ" <> wrote:

>EEng wrote:
>
>> Juan Hung Lo wrote:
>> > An engineer is someone who will calculate it to the nearest micron,
>> > measure it with a ruler, mark it with a piece of chalk, and cut it
>> > with an axe.
>> >
>> > I didn't include the above as a dig but I DID think that it was
>> > amusing!
>>
>> AAAAHAHAHAHA that's PERFECT! Love it! My favorite is "A pessimist
>> sees the glass as half empty, an optimist sees it as half full, but an
>> engineer sees the glass as being twice the size it needs to be
>
>You will never have what EQ has with his wife. NEVER.
>
That would be numerous STD's.

EQ wrote:>
> You will never have what EQ has with his wife. NEVER.

OMG why would anyone ever want to have what you have, and with your
wife no less??? Herpes, HIV, scabbies, ringworm, lesions, severe body
odor, 35 men per night, stank crotch, just to name a few, and not to
mention no mirror can withstand her cross-eyed, mealy faced glare!
You're right, I will never have those things. Thanks for taking her
out of circulation troll boy. And um...if you're not EQ, it must suck
to aspire to be him. You should slit your own throat and be done with
it, trust me, you'll feel better for having done so! Have a happy

EEng

are you kidding me? you're still here?
The most humiliated poster in usenet history, is still here being overly
obsessed with ADH? wow dude! you need to get some sort of life?
are you still with that wilderbeast? is she still taking 35 cocks a night to
pay your davetv fine?
is the "rissler was here" tattoo still on your left butt cheek?
is your criminal son still dressing up in army clothes and felching for
nickels?
are you still claiming that you never used a sock?
why did you sell your big house that you used to love bragging about? or was
it ..ahem..how shall we say this?..umm..liquidated?
are you still a bald little shriveled up man with no friends?
are you still trying to talk politics? do the people who have that
conversation with you, know thta you are a convicted felon?
does rand mcnally still call wanting that roadmap on bitunas ass back?
please tell me that your daughter has not bred.
we don't need that bloodline procreated.
is seaworld still asking bituna to do 3 shows a night?
do me a favor mikey...suck the glock bro..just suck the glock


"EQ" <> wrote in message
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> EEng wrote:
>
>> Juan Hung Lo wrote:
>> > An engineer is someone who will calculate it to the nearest micron,
>> > measure it with a ruler, mark it with a piece of chalk, and cut it
>> > with an axe.
>> >
>> > I didn't include the above as a dig but I DID think that it was
>> > amusing!
>>
>> AAAAHAHAHAHA that's PERFECT! Love it! My favorite is "A pessimist
>> sees the glass as half empty, an optimist sees it as half full, but an
>> engineer sees the glass as being twice the size it needs to be
>
> You will never have what EQ has with his wife. NEVER.
>

Never ending hatred and disrespect?

"EQ" <> wrote in message
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> You will never have what EQ has with his wife. NEVER.
>

On 29 Jul 2006 16:21:09 -0700, "EQ" <> wrote:

>EEng wrote:
>
>> Juan Hung Lo wrote:
>> > An engineer is someone who will calculate it to the nearest micron,
>> > measure it with a ruler, mark it with a piece of chalk, and cut it
>> > with an axe.
>> >
>> > I didn't include the above as a dig but I DID think that it was
>> > amusing!
>>
>> AAAAHAHAHAHA that's PERFECT! Love it! My favorite is "A pessimist
>> sees the glass as half empty, an optimist sees it as half full, but an
>> engineer sees the glass as being twice the size it needs to be
>
>You will never have what EQ has with his wife. NEVER.


Crushing debt and an alcoholic son?