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Last week I was doing some servcie work at one of my customers and noticed
that the place looked
unusually clean. When I asked what was going on...they said : Bill Gates is
comming today.

Wow! I was really impressed until i found out that "Bill Gates" was simply
the owner of the company
and not *the* Bill Gates. Heck, this poor slob was only worth a few hundred
million dollars.

Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !






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> Last week I was doing some servcie work at one of my customers and
> noticed that the place looked
> unusually clean. When I asked what was going on...they said : Bill
> Gates is comming today.
>
> Wow! I was really impressed until i found out that "Bill Gates" was
> simply the owner of the company
> and not *the* Bill Gates. Heck, this poor slob was only worth a few
> hundred million dollars.
>
> Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
> so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !
>
>
>
>
>
>

You must be really happy now, eh?

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On Sat, 6 May 2006 06:39:33 -0500, "philo" <> wrote:

>Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
>so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !

How about this then:-

My wife's step mother was in Antigua meeting her friend from 60 years
back. They were sat together on a wall by some beach. They wanted a
photo together so they asked this chap walking by to take their snap.
He did!

That evening they noticed the same man boarding a small boat to go to
a big luxury yacht. She asked who the man was and was told "that's Mr
Gates going back to his yacht".

The photo, now stuck on her kitchen wall, says "Photography By Bill
Gates".

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wrote:

> That evening they noticed the same man boarding a small boat to go to
> a big luxury yacht. She asked who the man was and was told "that's Mr
> Gates going back to his yacht".

re small boat back to the yacht.

Once on the beach in either Isla de Mujeres or Cozumel, I forget which,
someone took a small boat back to a nice boat offshore, which had a
helipad which helicopter allegedly took them to an even larger boat
somewhere else up the coast.

I hate those gnarly little transportation logistics inconveniences.

Beam me to the big boat, Scotty.


It was Isla.


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On Sat, 6 May 2006 06:39:33 -0500, "philo" <> wrote:

>Last week I was doing some servcie work at one of my customers and noticed
>that the place looked
>unusually clean. When I asked what was going on...they said : Bill Gates is
>comming today.
>
>Wow! I was really impressed until i found out that "Bill Gates" was simply
>the owner of the company
>and not *the* Bill Gates. Heck, this poor slob was only worth a few hundred
>million dollars.
>
>Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
>so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !

Jack Daniels is on a yahoo group I'm on.
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> How about this then:-
>
> My wife's step mother was in Antigua meeting her friend from 60 years
> back. They were sat together on a wall by some beach. They wanted a
> photo together so they asked this chap walking by to take their snap.
> He did!
>
> That evening they noticed the same man boarding a small boat to go to
> a big luxury yacht. She asked who the man was and was told "that's Mr
> Gates going back to his yacht".
>
> The photo, now stuck on her kitchen wall, says "Photography By Bill
> Gates".
>


Good one!!!!

>>Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
>>so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !
>
> Jack Daniels is on a yahoo group I'm on.


....or is that just someone drinking Jack Daniels ????

On Sat, 06 May 2006 07:29:35 -0700, Evan Platt
<evan@*******************************> wrote:

>On Sat, 6 May 2006 06:39:33 -0500, "philo" <> wrote:
>
>>Last week I was doing some servcie work at one of my customers and noticed
>>that the place looked
>>unusually clean. When I asked what was going on...they said : Bill Gates is
>>comming today.
>>
>>Wow! I was really impressed until i found out that "Bill Gates" was simply
>>the owner of the company
>>and not *the* Bill Gates. Heck, this poor slob was only worth a few hundred
>>million dollars.
>>
>>Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
>>so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !
>
>Jack Daniels is on a yahoo group I'm on.

I met him on IRC. He's driving long haul now.

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> Last week I was doing some servcie work at one of my customers and
> noticed that the place looked
> unusually clean. When I asked what was going on...they said : Bill
> Gates is comming today.
>
> Wow! I was really impressed until i found out that "Bill Gates" was
> simply the owner of the company
> and not *the* Bill Gates. Heck, this poor slob was only worth a few
> hundred million dollars.
>
> Anyway...as they passed by I nodded at the guy and he nodded back...
> so in a way I can say that I met Bill Gates !

Does this Bill like pies?

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> Does this Bill like pies?
>
>


Splat!

If I threw a pie at him I would probably have lost my job!

Maybe I should have thrown one !