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Toolman Tim
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      05-06-2006
Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
up on the news and I came across this:

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
or
http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d

Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>

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      05-06-2006
Toolman Tim wrote:

I dunno, it's awfully difficult to watch what I'm drinking.
 
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Toolman Tim
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      05-06-2006
In news:Op-dnVgQo_-Zj8HZnZ2dnUVZ_v-,
Rôgêr spewed forth:
> Toolman Tim wrote:
>
> I dunno, it's awfully difficult to watch what I'm drinking.


Kinda makes ya go seriously cross-eyed, doesn't it <g>]

One of my favorite parts of The Hitchhikers Guide was when Ford told Arthur
that going into hyperspace was like being drunk. Arthur says something like
"what's so bad about being drunk", and Ford said "Ask a glass of water".

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      05-06-2006
Toolman Tim wrote:
> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
> up on the news and I came across this:
>
> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
> or
> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>
> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>
>

My fridge is 302 litres. There wouldn't be much room in there for rum
once you've stuffed a body in there.
 
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Blinky the Shark
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      05-06-2006
1 of 1 wrote:
> Toolman Tim wrote:
>> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
>> up on the news and I came across this:
>>
>> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
>> or
>> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>>
>> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>
>>

> My fridge is 302 litres. There wouldn't be much room in there for rum
> once you've stuffed a body in there.


But there's always room for Jell-O.

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Mara
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      05-06-2006
On 6 May 2006 04:46:38 GMT, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:

>1 of 1 wrote:
>> Toolman Tim wrote:
>>> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
>>> up on the news and I came across this:
>>>
>>> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
>>> or
>>> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>>>
>>> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>
>>>

>> My fridge is 302 litres. There wouldn't be much room in there for rum
>> once you've stuffed a body in there.

>
>But there's always room for Jell-O.
>
>--
>Blinky T. "it's an old advertising slogan" Shark


Is there a newsgroup leak in here? Or have you been possessed by Gym or Morely?

"For a second there I thought I hadn't switched groups...."

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      05-06-2006
Mara wrote:
> On 6 May 2006 04:46:38 GMT, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:
>
>>1 of 1 wrote:
>>> Toolman Tim wrote:
>>>> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
>>>> up on the news and I came across this:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
>>>> or
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>>>>
>>>> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>
>>>>
>>> My fridge is 302 litres. There wouldn't be much room in there for rum
>>> once you've stuffed a body in there.

>>
>>But there's always room for Jell-O.
>>
>>--
>>Blinky T. "it's an old advertising slogan" Shark

>
> Is there a newsgroup leak in here? Or have you been possessed by Gym or Morely?
>
> "For a second there I thought I hadn't switched groups...."


With which group?

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      05-06-2006
On 6 May 2006 05:49:39 GMT, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:

>Mara wrote:
>> On 6 May 2006 04:46:38 GMT, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:
>>
>>>1 of 1 wrote:
>>>> Toolman Tim wrote:
>>>>> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
>>>>> up on the news and I came across this:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
>>>>> or
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>>>>>
>>>>> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>
>>>>>
>>>> My fridge is 302 litres. There wouldn't be much room in there for rum
>>>> once you've stuffed a body in there.
>>>
>>>But there's always room for Jell-O.
>>>
>>>--
>>>Blinky T. "it's an old advertising slogan" Shark

>>
>> Is there a newsgroup leak in here? Or have you been possessed by Gym or Morely?
>>
>> "For a second there I thought I hadn't switched groups...."

>
>With which group?


Nanae, tonight.

That's Gym's trademark style. Morely used to do it in his nic, but hasn't
lately. The funny thing is that I'd just come from there when you posted the
above.

"Deja vu, for a second."

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      05-06-2006
Toolman Tim wrote:
> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and
> catching up on the news and I came across this:
>
> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
> or
> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>
> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>


That's the origin of Nelson's Blood - when Nelson was killed at Trafalgar
they put his body in a barrel of rum to preserve it until they got back to
Blighty, but the sailors used to tap a bit off and drink it, in the hope
that it would pass on Nelson's heroic qualities to them.


 
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Blinky the Shark
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      05-06-2006
Mara wrote:
> On 6 May 2006 05:49:39 GMT, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:
>
>>Mara wrote:
>>> On 6 May 2006 04:46:38 GMT, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:
>>>
>>>>1 of 1 wrote:
>>>>> Toolman Tim wrote:
>>>>>> Okay - so it's Friday night, and I'm sitting here watching TV and catching
>>>>>> up on the news and I came across this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?c...1B235&set_id=1
>>>>>> or
>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/jnd6d
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ya'll better watch what YOU'RE drinking tonight <g>
>>>>>>
>>>>> My fridge is 302 litres. There wouldn't be much room in there for rum
>>>>> once you've stuffed a body in there.
>>>>
>>>>But there's always room for Jell-O.
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>>Blinky T. "it's an old advertising slogan" Shark
>>>
>>> Is there a newsgroup leak in here? Or have you been possessed by Gym or Morely?
>>>
>>> "For a second there I thought I hadn't switched groups...."

>>
>>With which group?

>
> Nanae, tonight.


Ah!

I haven't read that or nanau for quite a while. I think I shall; I've
been running through my usual froups pretty quickly, lately.

> That's Gym's trademark style. Morely used to do it in his nic, but hasn't
> lately. The funny thing is that I'd just come from there when you posted the
> above.
>
> "Deja vu, for a second."


Gotcha.

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