pc <> wrote in message
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> hi everyone,.
Hey, pretty girl. [From the bum on the corner]
> I am trying to connect to a new mysql installation.
Is it even possible to connect to a new mysql installation? Maybe you
should try something else.
> I have given root permission to connect to all databases from
> anywhere;.
Been there, done that.
> GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.
All sorts of things.
> * TO 'root'@'%' IDENTIFIED BY 'passwd' WITH GRANT OPTION;.
To each according to their capacity.
> I can log on locally by specifying the host name:.
Prove it.
> [me@au101 me]$ mysql -h 127.
Insufferable imbecile.
> 0.
It's handy, in case you didn't know.
> OMG AT LAST - I've been searching the newsgroups to find a serious
> group for ages because my problem is so serious I think only this
> group can help me!! I'm really starting to panic cos I'm a virgin.
Relax. Sit down. Put your feet up. Maybe go for a walk in the hills.
There's hope; tomorrow you might be dead.
> 0.
You like that stuff, huh?
> 1 -u root -p test Enter password: Welcome to the MySQL monitor.
Icicles. Popsicles. Spectacles Testi..ng 123
> Commands end with ; or \g.
Fallacy of amphiboly, pc. The premise is ambiguous because of your
careless or ungrammatical phrasing.
> I'm always too stressed out about nothing!!...
Suicide will free you from personal pain, anguish, depression, debt and
fear, pc
> Your MySQL connection id is 2 to server version: 5.
I can't help with your problem but I can suggest you stop spamming.
> 0.
It's nice for an old person. It's like a game.
> 18-standard.
Fight your own battles.
> no i have no sex life with my partner anymore
If it's itchy, don't scratch it.
> However, when I try to log in locally without specifying the host name
> I receive the following error:.
How many times have you tried to log in locally without specifying the
host name you receive the following error
> [me@au101 me]$ mysql -u root -p mysql Enter password: ERROR 2002
> (HY000): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket
> '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.
You should be careful too.
> sock' (2).
Make a mental note; oh, you're out of paper.
> If all 7-11 stores are open 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are
> there locks on the doors?
If it's itchy, don't scratch it.
> If I try to connect remotely as root using MySQLyog I receive a
> similar.
How many times have you tried to connect remotely as root using mysqlyog
you receive a similar?
> error message:.
Why do you make so many mistakes?
> Access denied for user root@[my ip].
For anything?
> Any assistance would be appreciated.
Staying out of trouble today?
> I just wish I could stop these negative thoughts!
Eh? Are you serious?
> cheers,.
You're ashamed because you hate yourself. Don't you think that's ironic?
> Where can I get answers to questions about my upcoming colonoscopy?
Really, pc?
> eddiec
.
Lurvie.
> I just stood there grinning like an idiot.
Right, well. Thanks for sharing, pc.
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Duane