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gangle
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      01-21-2006
Rocks just sit around
Like dead things that refused to dance
To anybody's tune: Rocks.
They're so hard and ugly, those rocks.
They might Crunch your brain
Or Crush your pelvis
Or Mash-up your face
'Til you look like Elvis;
Creeping your Jeepers:
R O C K S !

Stop them (if you can);
But when you Hammer them and
Smash them and Pound on them --
as your biceps dissolve into gruel --
All you have is SMALLER rocks,
Laughing their silent, little pebble laughs
At your pathetic, watery flesh.

Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
Igneous and hairless
Hunks of heinous hate:

Rocks...maybe some deity will save us...Rocks.

I said, "Rocks," DAMMIT......ROCKS!

Start running...run away now from:

R O C K S !

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

R * O * C * K * S * ! * !


 
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old jon
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      01-21-2006
Wellllll, if you say so it must be true <g>.
>

"gangle" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> Rocks just sit around
> Like dead things that refused to dance
> To anybody's tune: Rocks.
> They're so hard and ugly, those rocks.
> They might Crunch your brain
> Or Crush your pelvis
> Or Mash-up your face
> 'Til you look like Elvis;
> Creeping your Jeepers:
> R O C K S !
>
> Stop them (if you can);
> But when you Hammer them and
> Smash them and Pound on them --
> as your biceps dissolve into gruel --
> All you have is SMALLER rocks,
> Laughing their silent, little pebble laughs
> At your pathetic, watery flesh.
>
> Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
> Igneous and hairless
> Hunks of heinous hate:
>
> Rocks...maybe some deity will save us...Rocks.
>
> I said, "Rocks," DAMMIT......ROCKS!
>
> Start running...run away now from:
>
> R O C K S !
>
> Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>
> R * O * C * K * S * ! * !
>
>



 
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Toolman Tim
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      01-21-2006
In news:2LsAf.105905$(E-Mail Removed),
old jon spewed forth:
> Wellllll, if you say so it must be true <g>.


Yeah - he's really on a roll...

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Gary G. Taylor
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      01-21-2006
On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:39:16 -0800, gangle wrote:

[snip]

Nice to see ya back, glurd.

 
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Scraggy
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      01-21-2006
gangle wrote:
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> R O C K S !

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> Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
> Igneous and hairless

snip
>
> R * O * C * K * S * ! * !


I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.
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TNKEV
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      01-21-2006
Scraggy wrote:
> gangle wrote:
> snip
>> R O C K S !

> snip
>> Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
>> Igneous and hairless

> snip
>>
>> R * O * C * K * S * ! * !

>
> I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.


I have a sex stone.


it is a ****ing rock!

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clot
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      01-22-2006
Scraggy wrote:
> gangle wrote:
> snip
>> R O C K S !

> snip
>> Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
>> Igneous and hairless

> snip
>>
>> R * O * C * K * S * ! * !

>
> I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.


IIRC, it was slated!
 
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Plato
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      01-22-2006
Toolman Tim wrote:
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> In news:2LsAf.105905$(E-Mail Removed),
> old jon spewed forth:
> > Wellllll, if you say so it must be true <g>.

>
> Yeah - he's really on a roll...


she's


Got a nice rack I might add.

 
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gangle
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      01-22-2006
"Gary G. Taylor" wrote
gangle wrote:
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> [snip]
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> Nice to see ya back, glurd.


**** you, sausage pervert.


 
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Gary G. Taylor
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      01-22-2006
On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:36:16 -0800, gangle wrote:

> "Gary G. Taylor" wrote
> gangle wrote:
>>
>> [snip]
>>
>> Nice to see ya back, glurd.

>
> **** you, sausage pervert.


Now stop that, you'll get me all excited.


 
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