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      01-14-2006
http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759...119TX1K0000594

I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD

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      01-14-2006
On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759...119TX1K0000594
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>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD


LMAO!

The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are going
to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's the
newest thing from M$.

"Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."

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don't understand the problems and you don't understand the technology.
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      01-14-2006
It was on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 +0000, that DC wrote:

> http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759...119TX1K0000594
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> I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD


Good grief! LOL
 
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      01-15-2006
Mara wrote:
> On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:


>>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759...119TX1K0000594


>>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD


> LMAO!


> The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are going
> to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's the
> newest thing from M$.


> "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."


I'll bet that they'll be shipping SP1 before the bloody OS hits the
shelves!

Bwahahaha!!! Ow! Ow! Make the pain stop! Heeee!!!! }%O)

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PuppyKatt
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      01-15-2006
Microsft just NEVER LEARNS. They are in such a hurry to say "New and
Improved Operating System," that not one individual checks (let alone
THOROUGHLY checks) for flaws, bugs, and security breaches. I would not be
the least surprised if SP3 for Vista is released before the actual product
is.

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> Mara wrote:
>> On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
>>>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759...119TX1K0000594

>
>>>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD

>
>> LMAO!

>
>> The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are
>> going
>> to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's
>> the
>> newest thing from M$.

>
>> "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."

>
> I'll bet that they'll be shipping SP1 before the bloody OS hits the
> shelves!
>
> Bwahahaha!!! Ow! Ow! Make the pain stop! Heeee!!!! }%O)
>
> --
> DC
>
> My Constitution includes Section 33. I am not making this up.



 
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Mara
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      01-15-2006
On 15 Jan 2006 02:58:04 GMT, DC <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>Mara wrote:
>> On 14 Jan 2006 23:37:15 GMT, DC <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
>>>http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759...119TX1K0000594

>
>>>I think I'm going to die from laughter. Send help! }XOD

>
>> LMAO!

>
>> The sad part about this is that there are a *lot* of induhviduals who are going
>> to jump on Vista as soon as it's officially released, just because it's the
>> newest thing from M$.

>
>> "Hopefully, I'll be out of the business by then."

>
>I'll bet that they'll be shipping SP1 before the bloody OS hits the
>shelves!
>
>Bwahahaha!!! Ow! Ow! Make the pain stop! Heeee!!!! }%O)


Imagine doing helldesk for this.

"Hello, this is the JohnQISP support desk. How may I help you?"

"Well, I'm trying to install Service pack 58 for Vista, but it doesn't work."

"That's because Vista hasn't been released to the public yet. You'll have to
wait for that before the Service Packs will do any good. You'll also have to
install each service pack sequentially, then unplug your machine, open the case,
and put those "0wned by Microsoft" stickers on each and every part before it'll
run. Putting it in a 55 gallon barrel of gasoline and setting it on fire helps,
too. Otherwise, you won't be able to connect to the network."

"Thanks, I didn't know that. So when are they going to release Vista?"

"Who knows? Who cares?"

"But...but I want it!"

"Why?"

"Well...um....er,uh...."

"My point exactly. Have a nice day."

*CLICK*

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