"KLXrider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> I hate narrowmindedness. People who just can't
> intelligently think **** me off. Like the klan, oh my god
> those narrowminded losers. Like the other day, I was at
> the Annual Whitey Rules picnic and softba ll turney of
> Klux Klan Troup #42, (my troup since 1989) and I saw
> Eugene, my grand wizard. I go, 'Eugene, I love what you've
> done--the changes you've made since you became our grand
> wizard. That great idea about Increasing the eye holes and
> decreasing the length in our uniforms so we stop falling
> down when we are running away from a crossburnings--
> excellent idea. And nobodies tougher on jews and blacks
> than you, god love you Eugene. But there's one other
> change that I think we need to make. Can we add a group to
> the hate list? Because these scum of the earth are really
> ****ing me off. They shouldn't even be in this country if
> you ask me. Its, just not natural. Those blubber eaters
> sure **** me off. Their sled dogs crap all over my yard
> and Nanook doesn't seem to care. Stupid Eskimos, or dirty
> skimos, as I like to call them. Everyone needs a racial
> epithet. Those seal-pelt wearing bastards leave their
> whale carcasses out on their lawn and that brings down my
> property values. Those dirty skimos sure **** me off.
> Everyday a new group of them moves into town and builds an
> igloo wherever they damn well please, sure ****es me off.'
> Eugene looks at me and goes. Jason the KKK has a long
> tradition of hating only blacks and jews, we aren't going
> to change that now, I'm sorry. How narrowminded is that?
> He wouldn't even considered it. That was the final straw I
> quit right then and there. If your not willing to have an
> open mind about the changing world we live in, I have no
> need for you. So, I decided to form my own hate group. Im
> gonna call it PANA--People Against Narrowminded Assholes--
> and anyone with an open mind can join....well, except
> those dirty skimos.
> I am sick and tired of people going "Your soooo lucky,
> being a white male in a white male dominated society,
> things are just handed to you, your life is sooo easy,
> blah blah blah". Bull **** i say. You know its not all
> roses being a white male ok, lets get this straight. I
> still have to work for a living, I have to make the most
> of my opportunities. Life is just as difficult for us
> white males as it is for the rest of the world ok? Not
> everything is just given to us. But then again, being a
> white male sure beats the hell out of being a woman.......
> (pause)...or a darkie for that matter...eww i am sorry, I
> meant darkie american--got to be politically correct.
> Sorry didnt mean to step on too many toes. Boy that joke
> went over a lot better at the klan rally thursday.
> KLXrider, MCNGP #18