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> My first posting on this topic was legendary.
I have to admit, the first time you posted this, I didn't read it all. I
missed some good stuff.
> Many have thanked me for
> posting it as it was a great guide for shining shoes with a military spiit
> shine. Moreover, when it was first posted, Gary-US , a former marine was
> not an active participant in the NG. I am sure Gary will love this
article.
I'm sure he'll comment. He's hardly the only military veteran MCNGP,
though.
> In addition, Frisbee has been waiting in anticipation for a repost.
You're scaring me. Am I that easy to read?
> Finally, I've been wondering what happened to Ben....I pieced everything
> together and Ben seems to have vanished from this NG at about the time my
> article was posted....Did Ben follow my instructions and make a lasting
> impression on Bill G and land a big promo?
Could be. I'm sure Bill gets very impressed when he can see himself in his
employee's shoes.
> Here it is!
> ENJOY!!
>
> Yeah I know you guys just love me, but I have something of value to
> contribute.
Actually we do love you. It gets boring as hell when you're not around, and
there's nobody to post that MCP magazine article URL.
<Snip>
> Also, if going up an escalator, do not place mirror shined shoes under the
> dress of a female. It is an abuse of power and bad etiquette.
This is the part I missed by not reading the whole thing the first time
around. I thought you had gone all serious on us and fell asleep before I
reached this part.
> You will radiate confidence with your mirror shoes. An added bonus is
they
> are a real chick magnet.
This could be a bad thing if you're married. I can't allow myself to become
more of a chick magnet than I already am.
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