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Blinky the Shark
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      11-18-2005

The eels are all missing.

Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.

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      11-18-2005
In article <Xns9711C943ACEF5bnooz@130.133.1.4>, Blinky the Shark
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> The eels are all missing.
>
> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.


You definitely don't want to deal with eel lawyers.
 
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Blinky the Shark
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      11-18-2005
Mitch wrote:

> In article <Xns9711C943ACEF5bnooz@130.133.1.4>, Blinky the Shark
> <> wrote:
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>> The eels are all missing.
>>
>> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.

>
> You definitely don't want to deal with eel lawyers.


Yeah. They're even worse than loan...sharks.


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      11-18-2005
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> The eels are all missing.
>
> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.


If you've got a head on that hovercraft, I'd disconnect any networking
wires from the crapper to BT before starting any laws00ts.
 
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Tim
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      11-18-2005
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> The eels are all missing.
>
> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.


Depends on the state of Sir William's panties and whether you can wait
until lunchtime.

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      11-18-2005
Rôgêr wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> The eels are all missing.
>>
>> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.

>
> If you've got a head on that hovercraft, I'd disconnect any
> networking wires from the crapper to BT before starting any
> laws00ts.


Tomorrow. Tonight it's my night to rotate the geraniums.


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Blinky the Shark
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      11-18-2005
Tim wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> The eels are all missing.
>>
>> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.

>
> Depends on the state of Sir William's panties and whether you
> can wait until lunchtime.


I don't ever want to see "Sir William's panties" and "lunchtime" in
the same sentence again.


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Scraggy
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      11-18-2005
Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Rôgêr wrote:
>
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>> The eels are all missing.
>>>
>>> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.

>>
>> If you've got a head on that hovercraft, I'd disconnect any
>> networking wires from the crapper to BT before starting any
>> laws00ts.

>
> Tomorrow. Tonight it's my night to rotate the geraniums.


See, you learn something every day. I didn't know geraniums could fly.

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      11-18-2005
Scraggy wrote:

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Rôgêr wrote:
>>
>>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>>> The eels are all missing.
>>>>
>>>> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.
>>>
>>> If you've got a head on that hovercraft, I'd disconnect any
>>> networking wires from the crapper to BT before starting any
>>> laws00ts.

>>
>> Tomorrow. Tonight it's my night to rotate the geraniums.

>
> See, you learn something every day. I didn't know geraniums
> could fly.


Very low stall speed, too. You have pretty much park them on the
apron to lose lift.


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slylittlei
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      11-18-2005
Blinky the Shark muttered darkly:
> The eels are all missing.
>
> Can I sue them? No, BT -- not the eels.


This is not the first time BT have messed with amphibious transportation - I
suggest you cross-post a 300KB incoherent rant to as many NGs as possible.
It's the /only/ sensible thing to do...


 
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