Monotony

Will someone change the record please?

SteveC

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> Will someone change the record please?

Records are SO lo-tech.

We use 8-tracks now.


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Subject: Math Lesson


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?


Here's a little mathematical formula! that really will give you insight and
might help you answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?


Thus, If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Therefore, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that; While
Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you
there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top...

Please don't blame me as I am not monogamous by nature. I've been known to
be quite promiscuous.
"SteveC" <> wrote in message
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> Will someone change the record please?
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"Diana K Brown" <> wrote in message
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> Puzzle
> In a certain family each child has AT LEAST 5 brothers and 4 sisters.
What
> is the minimum number of children in the family?
>

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