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Roy G wrote:
> "Ed Zagmoon" <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
> >I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> > psycho-killers and cannibals.
> >
> > How can I take photos of crime scenes?
> >
>
> You had better watch out for the pyscho-killers, they can be a bit bad
> tempered if you take their photos without permission.
>
> Make sure you book your photo shoot with the Cannibals after lunch.
>
> Roy G

Where've you been, you dirty old man? I was getting worried about you.
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"<RJ>" <> wrote in message
news:...
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: First, you need a camera with
: enhanced audio capabilitys.
:
: ...One that makes really loud
: shutter/film advance noises.
: ( even if it's a digital camera )
:
: Then, every time you hear someon say;
: "This looks interesting",
: you take a picture of that person.
:
: I think that's pretty much all there is to it.
:
:
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: On 29 Oct 2006 19:32:09 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <>
wrote:
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: >I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
: >psycho-killers and cannibals.
: >
: >How can I take photos of crime scenes?
:
: <rj>

don't forget sunglasses and a head and neck posture that will make a trained
osteopath wince. rj the other thing is to mention someones name at the
beginning and end of every sentence rj.

"Colin_D" <nospam@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:4545a54b$0$12158$.. .
> Ed Zagmoon wrote:
>> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
>> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>>
>> How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>>
> How about shooting yourself for experience - with a 45 magnum. That'll
> cure your depraved desires.
>
> Colin D.
>
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>

Nah, Colins
He puts the camera on a tripod
Aims and clicks with camera on self timer
Gets back to proper position
Shoots himself
Hopefully, it's in focus... who cares?
Cheers,
Marcel

"Bill K" <> wrote in message
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>
> Roy G wrote:
>> "Ed Zagmoon" <> wrote in message
>> news: oups.com...
>> >I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
>> > psycho-killers and cannibals.
>> >
>> > How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>> >
>>
>> You had better watch out for the pyscho-killers, they can be a bit bad
>> tempered if you take their photos without permission.
>>
>> Make sure you book your photo shoot with the Cannibals after lunch.
>>
>> Roy G
>
> Where've you been, you dirty old man? I was getting worried about you.
> --
> Gator Bait

Hi.

Our camera club has just bought themselves a very nice Monitor and Printer
Calibration set of gear. I have had the use of it, and have been spending a
lot of time making and re-making profiles, and test printing.

I am, as you can well imagine, just a little bit more pernickity than most,
and want to get the colour just exactly right. so lots of time used up.

Also "Her Indoors" has just started on a course "Computing for the
Terrified", and has been needing help with her homework.

I have also been setting up a Wireless Network, so that my daughter can get
her computer working on the Internet. I also built-up her machine from bits
of my old one plus parts from the Ex Boyfriend's machine.

Plus we have had the painters in, redecorating the hall and stairs.

And besides all that, there has not been much to persuade me to stop
lurking, and leap into print. I have given up on *******ing the Spammers,
cos the ignorant bastards probably can't read words with more than one
syllable, especially in real English.

So there, that is you up to date, with my non-activity.

Could you not have initiated some intelligent converstions for your own
amusement, during my apparent absence????

Roy G

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?

I did spend some of my life in Police Forensic Photography, and let me
put it succinctly it is a gruelling task.