MCSD .NET will find your six figure jobs! don't listen to kline sphere

Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was single.
Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was cured
and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!

I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).

Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!

Jeff

> Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was
cured
> and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
Wonder what's this all about! It's simple if Kline doesn't sound good to
you, don't take his advice.

As far as MCSD.NET made you a millionaire, you know and everyone else
knows that this is nothing but a hoax.

About girlfriend, if she left someone else for you, there is no doubt she
would leave you for someone else in future

> I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately.
Atlast something different to read on the newsgroups. Someone not
crying for jobs, instead is unhappy with offers. Although this is in your
dreams which are likely to be broken sometime, it is pleasant to hear
that.


"Jeff" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was
single.
> Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was
cured
> and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
>
> I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
> companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
> companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
> knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).
>
> Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
>
>

>Wonder what's this all about! It's simple if Kline doesn't sound good to
>you, don't take his advice.

Absolutely. Jeff's got a screw lose.

>I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately.

The prospect of free fries & soda too much for you?

God, someone get this guy a straight jacket.

On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 08:35:37 -0700, "Jeff" <>
wrote:

>Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was single.
>Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was cured
>and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
>
>I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
>companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
>companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
>knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).
>
>Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
>

Get back to flipping those burgers boy.
"Jeff" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was
single.
> Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was
cured
> and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend!
>
> I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the
> companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these
> companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business
> knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is).
>
> Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
>
>