«

[The Modfather]

Bahahahahahahaha!

Ok, now do a telephone book. not some lame Aussie phone book with like 2 pages either, a New York phone book!

[unholy]

Aussie phone Books u mean A-K L-Z and they are both as thick as ya face!

[The Modfather]

For the whole continent I take it.

We don't have a national telephone book, it'd require a building the size of your average library to hold the thing.

[unholy]

no that phone book is for the State

[The Modfather]

We don't have them here either, our phone books are by city. The Philadelphia phone book is roughly the thickness of three pizza boxes, that's just the white pages (residential) the Yellow Pages (business) is about the same thickness, so together they'd be about as thick as a car tire. New York's would likely be somewhat larger. So, go ahead, tear one with your teeth, I'm waiting.

[unholy]

haha,u open it and rip its binding

[The Modfather]

No, sorry, has to be across the pages, either width or lengthwise, diagonally if you wish. Or for you Harry Potter fans, Diagon Alley.

[unholy]

I have a serious case of the hairy trotters! You Have Been Warned!

[The Modfather]

Ooookay, if you say so.

[XhArD]

Mod-fight! Mod each others posts to make each other sound really queer