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On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 14:38:03 -0400, Scott Schuckert <>
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>In article <Yw5Le.580$>, Jim
><> wrote:
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>> They are ideal for people who like donut shaped out of focus hightlights,
>> who like lenses that are hard to focus accurately, and who like lenses that
>> have only one aperature. However, the 500 mm mirror lenses are quite a bit
>> cheaper than the conventional telephoto lenses.
>> Jim
>
>I've owned a few over the years, including the late, lamented Vivitar
>600mm Solid Cat. While that was generally considered one of the best
>mirror lenses made, I never found it to be worth the trouble - for all
>the above reasons.


Mine has always been a solution in search of a problem.

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 13:57:30 -0500, "PanHandler"
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>"Jim" <> wrote in message
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>> have only one aperature
>
>Lenses don't have aperatures.
>

Fortunately they also don't have assholes, so you won't soon
be appearing on a lens near me.

<> wrote in message
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> Fortunately they also don't have assholes, so you won't soon
> be appearing on a lens near me.

I have no doubt that every time you open your mouth it smells like some
unwashed low-life just uncrossed his legs.

Ooh, which one of you can pee farther?!?!?

I'm just dying to know.

On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:28:23 -0500, "PanHandler"
<> wrote:

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><> wrote in message
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>> Fortunately they also don't have assholes, so you won't soon
>> be appearing on a lens near me.
>
>I have no doubt that every time you open your mouth it smells like some
>unwashed low-life just uncrossed his legs.
>

Ooohhh, wicked repartee, big dude.

On 12 Aug 2005 15:06:05 -0700, "wavelength" <>
wrote:

>Ooh, which one of you can pee farther?!?!?
>
>I'm just dying to know.

Open your mouth and we'll give it a shot.

"PanHandler" <> wrote in message
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> Lenses don't have aperatures.
>
Who's a clever boy then?
Patronising dick.