Missing Person <> wrote in
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> On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 01:17:01 +1000 Lionel <> wrote in Message
> id: <d3e475$aus$>:
>
>>On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 08:59:53 -0400, in
>><>, Missing Person
>><> said:
>>[yet another whiny, cookie-cutter lame]
>
> LOOK OUT! IT'S A GUSHER!!!!:
>
>>Hi Missing Personality - I was just wondering if you're closely related
>>to Drano & Doapy, because your resemblance to them is quite striking.
>>See, some of you Snuhtards aren't too bad as people go - Jasie, while
>>not very bright, at least has a sense of humour & fair share of joy de
>>vivre that probably makes him good company over a beer, Wossname can be
>>very witty, & has his interest in PKD, which counts for a lot with me,
>>being a big fan of the author myself.
>> But you, Drano & Doapy? - All three of you share the same - seemingly
>>genetic - lack of any sense of humour or creative ability, & the same
>>blend of viciousness & cowardice in your posts that always reminds me of
>>that 'breed' of mangey, whipped dogs that growl threateningly from
>>behind tall fences, acting out that pathetic simulacrum of courage that
>>comes of believing themselves invulnerable within their tiny domain.
>>These curs imagine that they inspire fear, little realising that all
>>they really inspire is shock, closely followed by a smile, then a
>>near-irresistable urge to reach over the fence, grab the yapping coward
>>by the collar, & heave it into the traffic.
>> You're all so cowardly that you dare not show any of yourselves in your
>>posts, nor relax your vigilance long enough to have a laugh, because
>>you're terrified that you'll slip up & reveal something of yourselves &
>>'enemies' will use your moment of weakness to bludgeon you - because
>>that's exactly what you would do to them if given the same opportunity.
>>Consequently, you have no idea what to make of anyone who doesn't give a
>>**** if you try to take their jokes, anecdotes, & tall stories out of
>>context & edit them into weapons, & laughs at or ignores your every
>>attempt to do so. Want to know why I laugh at your out-of-context quotes
>>from old posts of mine? - Because I know that nobody whose opinion I
>>value takes your yapping seriously, & even if by some miracle they were
>>to actually read one of your boring, repetitive kook-screeds, they'd
>>know that your complete lack of honesty, courage, or integrity
>>guarantees that it bears no resemblance whatever to any kind of reality
>>about me as a person.
>> You children are certainly noisy, but ultimately you're nothing /but/
>>noise, & your existance on this planet will have ****-all effect on me
>>or anyone else to whom life is a lot more than the silly little online
>>battles that seem to define your very souls. So knock yourselves out,
>>li'l yap-dogs - spam Usenet with all the crap about me that your
>>provider lets you get away with, but don't imagine for even a second
>>that it'll stop me from posting what I want, whenever I want, or
>>wherever I want. The only effect your lame little barbs will have on me
>>is to provide me with entertainment & some useful practice at
>>neautralising the kind of ****heads who use your tactics in real life.
>
> Sheesh.
>
> If your ear canals were larger, I'll bet I could use your ****ing head
for
> a spud launcher, Loonel. Aren't angry, screed-filled k00krants like this
> often nominated for that Unabomber Surprise thingy you AUK dingalings
> award every month?
>
Not even a nice rant.
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