blabbered in alt.computer:
> John Holmes wrote:
>> blabbered in alt.computer:
>>
>> > hello, I'm not sure if this would be the right group to post to, if
>> > not which would you suggest?
>> >
>> > if this is the right place then here's my question.
>> > I'm a network admin at a school with a fairly large network, which
>> > alot of students connect to with their own personal laptops. my
>> > problem is that I need to know which ones of these are running
>> > windows 98. So what I'm looking for is a network scanner of some
>> > sort. Everything I've tried so far either won't tell me which
>> > version of windows is running, only that it's windows, or is a
>> > linux based program, and I'm running a windows network. if at all
>> > possible I would like something free, but not much out there is.
>> > Any suggestions on what tool(s) to look for?
>> >
>> >
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! A network admin, you say? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
>> A network n00b who doesn't know what his clients are doing, that's
>> what you are. I guess all of your servers are being hacked already
>> and everyone in the school knows the administrator password and they
>> all are laughing at you, you moron. You ****ing ****, tell your boss
>> to hire someone who knows at least a little bit about networks. And
>> for you? Please go back to a job cleaning the toilets in the school.
>> Orally, you ****ing idiot.
>>
>> --
>> Your mother was a bearded buffoon who prostituted herself in an
>> inflatable dingy.
>
>
> hmmm, I had always heard that the best proof of a persons ignorance is
> if they could not contribute any useful information to a dialog.... I
> suppose it's true. If you don't have any information for me then why
> reply? Why don't you go take out your negative feelings on a
> treadmill or something. It would definatly be more profitable, and
> besides, the whole "I'm a 1337 hax0r" image just doesn't fit you.
>
>
You ****ing ****. If you truly are a network admin you should know about
those network scanners (revealing the clients OS's) you can find on the
internet within seconds. Also, if you truly are a network admin you
should know that when you run a W2000/2003 domain environment there is a
way to see what OS's the clients use. That is, if you have access to the
server(s). Since you obviously have absolutely no knowledge whatsoever of
the methods mentioned, I just had to come to the conclusion that you are
not a network admin but just a mental toilet cleaner.
HTH, HAND and get ****ed.
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Your mother was a lusty crackpot-religion devotee who liked to exchange
kicks and punches in an industrial mining complex.
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