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Dr. Bill wrote:
> Rôgêr wrote:
>> sparkle wrote:
>>
>>> My hens are really slowing down their laying after nearly 3 years so
>>> I guess it's curtain time for them. What is the best way to kill a
>>> chicken? I searched google but found only sick "comedy" lines like
>>> "crush its
>>> neck with a broom handle whilst pulling its legs at the same time."
>>>
>>> I read somewhere to hold the chicken upside down and turn the head
>>> in three full circles, grip the neck and give it a swift pull toward
>>> the ground to make it pop right off.
>>>
>>> Anyone got any suggestions?
>>
>> I normally use a 50 caliber machine gun. After a 1200 round belt I
>> take whatever is left over to MacDonalds for their "McChicken Mystery
>> Bits". By the time I get back, the gun has cooled down enough to put
>> back in the closet.
>
> lol ! In spite of your name, you must be an AmeriKKKan marine!

Do you mean that not everybody has access to a .50 machine gun? That's
criminal!

Oh, followups restored for you too.

--
If there is a Tourist Season, how come we can't shoot them?

relic wrote:
> Dr. Bill wrote:
>> Rôgêr wrote:
>>> sparkle wrote:
>>>
>>>> My hens are really slowing down their laying after nearly 3 years
>>>> so I guess it's curtain time for them. What is the best way to
>>>> kill a chicken? I searched google but found only sick "comedy"
>>>> lines like "crush its
>>>> neck with a broom handle whilst pulling its legs at the same time."
>>>>
>>>> I read somewhere to hold the chicken upside down and turn the head
>>>> in three full circles, grip the neck and give it a swift pull
>>>> toward the ground to make it pop right off.
>>>>
>>>> Anyone got any suggestions?
>>>
>>> I normally use a 50 caliber machine gun. After a 1200 round belt I
>>> take whatever is left over to MacDonalds for their "McChicken
>>> Mystery Bits". By the time I get back, the gun has cooled down
>>> enough to put back in the closet.
>>
>> lol ! In spite of your name, you must be an AmeriKKKan marine!
>
> Do you mean that not everybody has access to a .50 machine gun? That's
> criminal!
>
> Oh, followups restored for you too.

how about one of these bad boys?
http://www.barrettrifles.com/

relic wrote:
> Dr. Bill wrote:
>> Rôgêr wrote:
>>> sparkle wrote:
>>>
>>>> My hens are really slowing down their laying after nearly 3 years
>>>> so I guess it's curtain time for them. What is the best way to
>>>> kill a chicken? I searched google but found only sick "comedy"
>>>> lines like "crush its
>>>> neck with a broom handle whilst pulling its legs at the same time."
>>>>
>>>> I read somewhere to hold the chicken upside down and turn the head
>>>> in three full circles, grip the neck and give it a swift pull
>>>> toward the ground to make it pop right off.
>>>>
>>>> Anyone got any suggestions?
>>>
>>> I normally use a 50 caliber machine gun. After a 1200 round belt I
>>> take whatever is left over to MacDonalds for their "McChicken
>>> Mystery Bits". By the time I get back, the gun has cooled down
>>> enough to put back in the closet.
>>
>> lol ! In spite of your name, you must be an AmeriKKKan marine!
>
> Do you mean that not everybody has access to a .50 machine gun? That's
> criminal!

We still hunt birds with these ones!
http://www.gunsmokeenterprises.net/bren%20gun.jpg
>
> Oh, followups restored for you too.

Go to Canada, bring them back and SHOOT THEM!