The PMD, <>, the jittering, over-decorated pavement princess, and
employee who deals in saleable rubbish, clanged:
> for me
> I really
> your
> eh?
> you
> your
> own
> 
> you
> my
> harder
> but
> your
> you're
> for me
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: The PMD <>
Statistics:
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Approximate word count: 3
Punctuation: 0 full stop(s)
Punctuation: 0 comma(s)
Punctuation: 0 exclamation mark(s) [multiples not counted]
Punctuation: 1 question mark(s) [multiples not counted]
Primary keywords: 0
Secondary keywords: 3
No primary keywords: The PMD is contradictory.
Performing analysis on keywords:
Secondary Keyword: "really"
Secondary Keyword: "harder"
Secondary Keyword: "you're"
The PMD is prone to attempt to instill guilt by telling others how much they
owe him and to make them suffer.
Anticipate The PMD to exhibit secondary defense mechanisms, including
projection, displacement, reaction formation, sublimation, and isolation.
The PMD is predisposed to be extremely self-deceptive about his motives and
how aggressive and/or selfish his behavior really is.
The PMD is predisposed to hypocritically do the opposite of what he
preaches.
The PMD is susceptible to have alcohol addiction, or dependence.
The PMD conforms to Paranoid personality disorder with Antisocial subtype
tendencies.
The PMD is likely to be employed as a farm animal castrator, or as a
travelling merchant.
Phrases to describe The PMD:
Butt-****ing, maniacal, hated pygmy; grazing, camel-toed, feckless
fraudster; greasing, olden style, bigoted fowl.
Recommended accusations:
Meddling and controlling; ambivalent; self-conscious.
Motivations:
To feel supported by others. To feel secure. To create and surround himself
with fawning sycophants.
Questions and expected responses for The PMD:
Question 1: Have you ever slept with an item of clothing belonging to an ex?
Expected Response: Evidence of propensity to display excessive dramatics,
often with little insight.
Question 2: Have you ever paid to download porn from the Internet?
Expected Response: Signs of tendency to wish that he had it in him to get
things off his chest.
Question 3: Is your motto, 'an eye for an eye'?
Expected Response: Highly likely to become passive and losr interest in
things previously enjoyed.
End psychological profiling for The PMD