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Or to put it differently:
Dr. Heisenberg is driving on the freeway and a police officer stops him for
speeding. Officer walks up to Heisenberg's car and asks him, "Sir, do you
know how fast you are going?" Dr. Heisenberg replies: "Officer, I have no
idea how fast I am going, but I know exactly where I am."







Smarty






"Captain Midnight" <> wrote in message
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> "Gene E. Bloch" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> On 2/28/2007, Bill's News posted this:
>> > "Gene E. Bloch" <> wrote in message
>> > news:...
>> >> On 2/27/2007, rm posted this:
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>> > <snip>
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>> >> I have no idea what rain fade is or looks like,
>> >
>> > Obviously it's a value somewhere between 1 (one) and 0 (zero).
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>> Is this another preemptive strike by Werner Heisenberg?
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>> I'm uncertain about this...
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>> I do have a sneaking suspicion that you just one-upped me with a joke
>> that I didn't get, so I'm just going to go home and take a Valium and
>> nap.
>>
>> Happy March 1
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> --
>
> Think "hanging chad"! Obviously that caused brain fade.
>
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Or, better yet:

Historians have concluded that Heisenberg must have been contemplating
his love life when he discovered the Uncertainty Principle:

-When he had the time, he didn't have the energy

and,

-When the moment was right, he couldn't figure out the position...


Smarty



"Smarty" <> wrote in message
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> Or to put it differently:
> Dr. Heisenberg is driving on the freeway and a police officer stops him
> for speeding. Officer walks up to Heisenberg's car and asks him, "Sir, do
> you know how fast you are going?" Dr. Heisenberg replies: "Officer, I have
> no idea how fast I am going, but I know exactly where I am."
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> Smarty
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> "Captain Midnight" <> wrote in message
> news:45e7639f$0$16661$...
>> "Gene E. Bloch" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> On 2/28/2007, Bill's News posted this:
>>> > "Gene E. Bloch" <> wrote in message
>>> > news:...
>>> >> On 2/27/2007, rm posted this:
>>> >
>>> > <snip>
>>> >
>>> >> I have no idea what rain fade is or looks like,
>>> >
>>> > Obviously it's a value somewhere between 1 (one) and 0 (zero).
>>>
>>> Is this another preemptive strike by Werner Heisenberg?
>>>
>>> I'm uncertain about this...
>>>
>>> I do have a sneaking suspicion that you just one-upped me with a joke
>>> that I didn't get, so I'm just going to go home and take a Valium and
>>> nap.
>>>
>>> Happy March 1
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> --
>>
>> Think "hanging chad"! Obviously that caused brain fade.
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