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Travis Newbury
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      10-20-2006
This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.

"Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
name], this almost never happens...

That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
can draw interest. 15% more interest.

 
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Andy Dingley
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      10-20-2006

Travis Newbury wrote:

> "Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
> at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
> he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
> name], this almost never happens...


It's hardly monkeybagel.com though...

 
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richard
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      10-20-2006

"Travis Newbury" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
> the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.
>
> "Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
> at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
> he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
> name], this almost never happens...
>
> That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
> can draw interest. 15% more interest.
>



My brother once wrote a little diddy and posted it on a website somewhere.
He soon got inquiries from a newspaper and they wanted to print it.
Several other papers followed suit.
And I even found the item on several websites.

I also found the magic words to obtaining hits.
"This site contains no child pornography".

put that anywhere on a page and you'll get instant hits.



 
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jojo
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      10-20-2006
richard wrote:

>> This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
>> the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.
>>
>> "Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
>> at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
>> he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
>> name], this almost never happens...
>>
>> That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
>> can draw interest. 15% more interest.


[snip]

> I also found the magic words to obtaining hits.
> "This site contains no child pornography".
>
> put that anywhere on a page and you'll get instant hits.


Yes, and that's only because of people like you searching this bullshit...
 
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