LOL. It isn't clear to me whether you're joking here or not, but in the off
chance that there's an authentic need behind your abundant wit and wisdom, I
will try to help.
Why do you want to use a string value -- the state name -- instead of an
integer primary key?
Scott Michell's "extensive examination of the datagrid[gridview]" will tell
you how to accomplish the master-detail scenario you're envisioning. You can
also look at this newer list of tutorials:
http://www.asp.net/Learn/DataAccess/
Look at the Master/Detail stuff, read it, and understand it before bothering
the busy Microsoft Engineers. The link above will tell you how to make what
you want to make.
-KF